Santa’s son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge? Santa : 10 Rs ka… Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain… Dono bhi to utha saktey ho…
A notice board in conference hall . . . . . . Please keep your mobile on “MANMOHAN SINGH” mode
The new Foreign minister Hina Rabbani Khar is the best thing Pakistan has sent across border till date… And there’s only one way to stop her. India should appoint Emraan Hashmi as the Foreign Minister!
My Incredible India! PM doesn’t speak… Yeddy doesn’t listen… Karunanidhi doesn’t see… Mayawati doesn’t care… Kalmadi doesn’t remember…
Bikhari to Lady sitting on a bench in a park Bikhari: Hi Darling! So U R in the mood to have some Fun. Lady : How Dare U? Bhikhari : Then What R U doing on My Bed…
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