Ladki ne ghar chhoda, sasuraal mila, bhai chhoda, devar mila, behen chhodi, nanad mili, maa-baap chhode, saas-sasur mile… . . . . Pati to MUFT me mila! Ab batao, qadar kaise hogi?
2 Ways of Committing Suicide: 1. Fast and better one: Gale mein rassi daal ke fan par latak jao… ;-( And now, 2. Slow and painful: Gale mein varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latkate raho!
Dev D’s Matrimonial Ad Wife wanted. Age no bar! Height no bar! Looks no bar! Caste no bar… But the girl’s father should have his own bar!
Birlas run an Engg. College called ‘Birla Institute of Tech and Sciences’ BITS in short. . . . Tatas being orthodox, dont want to start an institute for the obvious reasons!
Cheesy PJ What did pop-corn tell the baby corn? . . . . . . . BHUTTA Hoga Tera Baap!
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