BOY:- Bada muskil hai “TEACHER” SE pyar karna… Friend:- KYOn?? BOY:- love letter bheja tha… 7 mistake nikal di…
Damadji pehli bar sasural gaya…. gaon walo se puchha, yaha koi enjoy karne ki chiz hai kya? Woh bole: nahi babu,ek thi, par wo bhi aap le gaye…
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I LOVE U ke msg aa rahe hai… Kya baat hai? Banta: (Faakr ke saath) O kuch nahi ji Aaj mai apni WIFE ka cell laya hu…
God Imran Hashmi se Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge? Imran: Raawan. God: Wo Q? Imran: I’m bored of using same lips every time!
Deadly PJ: Q – Wat wud u call one-fourth of Harbhajan Singh? . . . . . . . A – Pav Bhajji !
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