Girl : whn i cry no1 sees my tears Whn im woried no1 sees my pain, Whn im hapy no1 sees my smile But Sala 1 Ladke ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All of them were busy writing except Banta. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede Thakur! Thakur: Lele… mere hath lele Basanti k v lele our Viru k v lele DURGA MATA ban ja Sale! Gabbar: Sory yaar tu to jajbati ho gya.
Crazy PJ B ready 2 bang ur head! Wats D biggest Diffrnc between bus & cycle…? Bus stand Bus k sath nazi jata, Par cycle ka stand cycle k sath jata hai.
Rajnikant’s next project. TITANIC in Tamil. Climax revised…. Both survive, Rajni swims Atlantic Ocean. Heroine in 1 hand & . . . . . Titanic in other hand.
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