Thursday, 5 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 42

Ultimate PJ Santa 2 Banta: Yaar nind nahi aa rahi. Banta: Koi baat nahi uska intezar mat kar, so jaa!



Defintion of Arrange Marriage: “Bika hua Maal vapis nahi hoga…” Defintion of Love Marriage: “Pahle Istemal kare, Phir Vishwas kare”



Sweetest kiss- Sar par Loveliest kiss- Gaalo par Most romantic kiss- Hontho par! Aur the hottest kiss Bike ke silencer par try it! “DAR KE AAGE JEET HAI”



Husband: Rooz Rooz Palak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya houn.. B.V: Paalak main IRON hota hai.. Husband: To kya Potty ki jagah STEEL k Sariye Nikalwane hain…



How did Newton Die? . . . . He died after watching South Indian Movies Coz, He Cudnt bear Rajnikant Breaking All D Law Of Physics which he made!



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