Santa: Bhai Jaldi Jao Tumhare Ghar Mein Barsat K Pani Ghus Gaya Hai! Banta: Kyu Jhuth Bolte Ho, Ghar K Chaabi To Mere Paas Hai
Papa: Tere Sirf 15 Marks Kyon Aaye Beta: Absence Ki Wajah Se Papa: Toh Tu Exam Wale Din Absent tha! Beta:Nahin Papa Samne Wala Ladka Absent Tha.
Aadmi (Kumbhmele me) Hey Prabhu, Teri kripa se Kumbh mele me bhai-bhai ko bichhadte dekha hai, Kabhi Kabhi Pati-Patni par bhi kripa barsao.
Santa & Banta: Humne ek aisi cheez banayi hai jis se ham diwar ke us par dekh sakte hain! Angrez: wow ! wo kya hai? Banta: SURAAKH…
DAD: Beta, Why ur sister sitting so silent? Beta: Nothing dad sister asked lipstick but i gave fevistick that’s all No chip chip no chik chik!
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