Wo mazaa! Na red label me, Na Taj me, Na nescafe me, Na sur me, Na saz me, Jo Maza Hai Subah Uthkar phir sOjane me…
Banta fixed his marriage on 2nd march. He sent invitation 2 his friends like this “Marriage is on march 2nd.. Plz come on 1st night,we all will enjoy!”
Wife:- suniye ji aapka dost galat ladki se saadi kar rha hai, app use rokte kyo nahi? Husband:- me use kyo roku? Usne mujhe roka tha kya.
Teacher: give examples for import and export? . . . Student: Sonia & Sania…
Tufani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya Waiter: Do u hv any gf? Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Or kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.
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