Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topain chalain. Santa Singh: Kamal hai ji, sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Jewelry shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Kyon? Santa ne sales girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate lengi.
Baap Says: Beta – Maine Tere Liye Ek Ladki Dekhi Hai… Woh RupWati, BhagyaWati, SarasWati Hai… Beta Says: Bap – Per Main Ek Ladki Se Pyar Karta Hun Aur Woh GarbhWati Hai…
Kiss isnt like Nokia… Connecting ppl… Kiss is nt like pepsi… yeh di manage more.. but kiss is like lays… no 1 can have just one!
Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua. Santa: Ye le 15 rupe. Autowala: Ye to beymani hai Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.
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