Hathi aur chiti ka prem viwah hua. Dusre din hi HATHI mar gaya! Chiti boli “Wah re mohabat, ek din ka pyar diya, aur sari umar Kabar khodane ka kam diya”
Ladki ek aise paheli hai, khabi teri toh kabhi meri saheli hai! Kharcha karo to bole “darling how r you?” Na karo to bole “brother, Who are u?”
Har lecture ko “mini skirt” ki tarah hona chahiye…. chota itna ki sabka “interest” bana rahe.. aur bada itna ki jaruri “topic” cover ho jaye.
Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha:Doctor ye mala kiske liye he? Doctor ne jawab diya:Yeh mera pehla operation hai agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye!
New slogan in Pakistan In view of the current situation ” Pakistan Zindabad ” slogan has been changed to ” Pakistan se Zinda Bhaag “
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