Once teacher asked Santa to write a essy on cricket . . . . Banta writes the eassy “due to rain there is no match”
Santa Ka Ladka: I’m A Complan Boy… Santa Ki Ladki: I’m A Complan Girl…. Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya, Mehnat Meri Or Naam Kisi Or Ka
For today’s students Exams: “Nishabd” Question papers: “Zehar” Copying: “speed” Results: “Socha na tha” Marks: “Dus” Pass: “Asambhav” Fail: “Om Shanti Om!”
Santa 2 his friend: “Yaar 1 ladki mujhe hans k dekh rahi hai” Friend: “Abe dhyanse se dek, Hans k dekh rahi he ya dekh k hans rahi hai”.
Santa & Wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me “PUNJAB MAIL” aayi. Santa bhaag k train me chada aur wife se bola – “Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana”
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