Is DIWALI se agli DIWALI tak apko GHARWALI BAHARWALI SABJIWALI PADOSWALI COLLEGEWALI DOODHWALI DILWALI KAMWALI FULWALI sab ka pyar mile HAPPY DIWALI.
Father watching F T V, suddenly son came. Father: gareeb ladkiyan hain, kapde lene k liye bhi paise nahi hain! Son: jab isse bhi gareeb aaen to mujhe bula lena.
You are strong as RUM.. Fine as WINE.. Cool as BEER.. Classic as WHISKY.. Sophisticated as VODKA.. In short I’m totally TUNN in your friendship.
Chuha (Hathini se) – I love you! Hathini – Tumhe mujhse dar nahi lagta kya…? Chuha (Ganeshji ki taswir dikhate huye) – Tujhme Rub Dikhta Hai Yaara Mein Kya Karoon
Biscuit walay ka love letter.. Dear MARIE! 2day is GOODDAY. U have Krack’jacked my little heart. Now im in 50-50 position. Plz dont play Hide n Seek.. Tumhara Tiger
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