Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? Banta: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!
Aaj ke baad tum mujhe call mat karana, Na SMS karana, Baat bhi mat karana, Milane ki koshish to bhul se bhi mat karana, Kyonki Doctor ne mujhe Mithi cheejo se dur rahane ko kaha hai.
Teri aankhein Jhuki Jhuki Tera chehra Khila Khila Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya to aadha kilo “FAIR AND LOVELY” mila!!
Beta:- Papa, Why a man is called “HUSBAND” after marriage? Papa:- Beta, Shadi ke bad uska hasna band ho jata hai… That he is called called hus-band
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
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