Monday, 2 June 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 151

Amir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Par Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai? . . . . Simple: Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He.



Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao Yaaroo Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah.. Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi



Difference btwn Good Friend and True Friend. Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital with flower and goes. But A True Friend sits near u and says yaar, Nurse ekdum mast hai, aaram se theek hona.



Santa: should I buy tickets to my children. Conductor: yes, only if they are above 8. Santa: thank God I Have only 6 children.



Dekh tere sansar ki halat kya ho gai bhagwan! Kitna badal gaya insaan! Na SMS Na koi miss-call, Na koi bhi call Ham bhi hue hairan kitna Busy hua SHAITAN!



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