Sunday, 23 February 2014

Holiday Jokes for Whatsapp 79

When I am happy with you, it’s a good day. When I quarrel with you, it’s a bad day. so I always pray GOD to grant a good day.



my past says you mt me My future says you will always remember me my dream says you care for me but my heart says you born for me.



Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!



If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.



I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.



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