Holiday Jokes for Whatsapp 39

Evening Mastiii Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness



Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey…. Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu….



Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge, Girl_Q? Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache Girl_Q kya hua? Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.



Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha, Hr khidki ko dekha, Or bola. “maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h….



Aaj Titanic ki 96th Anniversary hai . . . . . . . Sub pyaar karne walon se Request hai k doob k mar Jayen Thank u…..



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