Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
Boy’s painful stry-”jutha tha wo dost… Jo kahta tha jaan bi mango to de denge, Aaj wo apni g.f ko jaan kahta hai , Aur mango to sala inkar karta hai.
New Style Of Propose- Boy to girl= ‘Dekh Main Nahi Chahta K Mera Ladka Bada Ho K Teri Ladki Ko Chede’ Tum Haa Bolo To ‘Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai.’
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kar…
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