Friday, 21 February 2014

Holiday Jokes for Whatsapp 35

LALU:- “I LOVE U” ka matlab ka hota hai ? Sonia gandi :- mai tumse pyar karti hu. LALU:-LO KAR LO BAAT, SASURA EK ANGREGI ma sawal ka puch liya sasuri. Ye to fida hi ho gai..



Class me, Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha, ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota.. . Isper ek bachha bolta hai :- Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai…



Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..



Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?



Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge, Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge, Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!



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