Monday, 3 February 2014

Drunk Jokes for Whatsapp 98

Jo Dost apne jeb se apne Dosto ko party deta h . Kamyabi hmesa uske qadam chumti h . . . . .| |’\(‘;’) | ‘..(> To h koi | <| Program...?



Tufani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya” Waiter: Do u hv any gf?. . . . . Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi?



Kamyabi badi nhi Panewale bade hote hai Zakham bade nhi Bhrnewale bade hote hai Itihas ke pannepe likha hai RISHTE bade nhi Nibhanewale bade hote hai.



Ek dil mere dil ko jakhm de gaya, zindagi bhar jeene ki kasam de gaya, lakho phoolon me se ek phoolchuna hmne, jo kaanto se gehri chubhan de gaya



Bhul ke bhi mujko bhula na sakoge, yaad meri dil se hata na sakoge, banke rahunga dhadkan maintumhari, band karke mujhko chupa na sakoge.



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