What our moms always warned us during our childhood, finaly came true… if we don’t eat food, police will come @ catch you, latest example: Baba ramdev…
One day God erased a husband’s memory & asked, “Do u remember any 1 now?” He told his wife’s name… God smiled and said – Format kiya fir bhi virus nahin nikla !
Shaadi ke mandap me ladka ladki se bola “I want to confess – mera 6-7 girls ke saath affair raha hai” Ladki: Mujhe pata tha, jab kundli mil gayi toh character to milna hi tha!
’Upvaas’ (Fasting) for the New Generation: Living One Day Without… 1. Mobile 2. Wallet 3. Vehicle 4. Friends and 5. Facebook.
Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
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