Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 4

Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i saw u. wil u marry me?? . . . . . . Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati… o_O . . . . . Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi, aisa lag raha hai behan….;(



Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal Naukar:Sahab baarish ho rahi hai Santa:Abe to Chatri leke dal.



Obama – We Have 3 Item Bombs. . . . . . . . . . . . . Madonna Shakira Angelina . . . . . . . . . . Manmohan – We Have Professional Bomb Diffuser. . Emraan Hashmi hahahaha



Two frnds are talking First one: yo man! What would happen if google wasn’t there” Then the second one:i don’t know man, google it.”



Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye boy: mujhe ?? Sir: samajh na, tere bap ka kiya jata hai!! Usme se 5 laddu mujhe diye, to kitne bache? . . . . . Boy: 20! Sir: kese?? . . . . . Boy: samajh na, tere Bap ka kiya jata hai ~_~



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