Heights of: 1) Fashion? Lungi with a zip 2) Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk 3) Craziness? Get blank paper xerox 4) Honesty? Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets 5) De-hydration? Cow givin milk powder 6) Hope? A 99 yr Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming 7) Stupidity? Lookin thru keyhole of a glass door Suicide attempt? A dwarf jumps frm d footpath on d road 9) Joblessness? U reading d whole msg during work.! =))
via Confession Page ”My strange love story…. I m in love with a boy who is far away from me…. I m in india and he is in uk. We met on a marriage website. Became friend on fb… Had long chats on whatsapp…. Proposed each other on skype… N now viber is there….. N today 2 month of our relation…. I need ur blessings and good wish……” Admin – Now get married on Twitter and send hm ur kids through yahoo messenger or else u can buy your kids from flipkart If you are fed up of your kids later toh OLX pe bech de
KG Girl & Boy:- Boy: Can I K!ss Your Hand? Girl: Why? R My Lips Poisonous? Boy: Le Mai To Pogo Dekhta Hu, Ye To HBO Dekh K Aayi Hai…. <3 Rahul <3
koi rasta nhi dua k siva koi sunta nhi khuda k siva maine b zindgi ko karib se dekha h mere dost mushkil me koi sath nhi deta aansuo k siva…?
Kya Aap Jaante Hain INDIA Musibat Me Kyo Hai? . . 121 Crore Ki Population Me 9Crore Retire Hai…. 35 Crore State Govt Me Hai. 18 Crore Central Govt Me Hai. 25 Crore School Me Hai ( Jo Kaam Nahi Karte ). . . 1 Crore Ki Umar 5 Saal Se Kam Hai. 31 Crore Berozgaar Hain. .. 1.2 Crore Hospital Me Hai. 79,99,998 Lakh Jail Me Hai. . . Baaki Bache 2………..Mai n aur Aap AAP Ka To Pura Time Meri Posts Padhne Me Nikal Jaata Hai. . . Ab Bataao? . . . . Main Akele INDIA Ko Kaise Sambhalu.. . . E <3 H
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