Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 155

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha: Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.? aur jawab aayi: . . . . . Kami- na



Agar Kutton Ka T.v Pr 1 Channel Ho Toh..:a: Socho Usme Serials Ke Nam Kuch Aise Honge. Yahan Main Ghr Ghr Bhonki Kaat Khana Sathiya Agle Janam Mohe Pilla Hi Kijo Main Kutiya Tere Aangan Ki Ye Kutta Kya Kahlata H Ek Hajaro M Meri Kutiya H Afsar Kutiya D.o.g Is Pille Ko Kya Naam Du. Bde Doggie Lgte H Kutta Aur Kutiya Hum Dance Kutiya Dance Pavitra Piliya Kutiya Vadhu Kutta Wahi, Kutiya Nayi.. Jesh….I Love u Nami…



Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye): Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai… . . . Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi, . . . Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi, To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi, Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main…. Jesh….I Love u Nami…



Girl: meri ek ek saans pe ek ek Larke marta ha Boy: to fir tum . . . . . Brush kyn nai krti??… I Love u Nami



Santa : Mai To Duvidha Me Fanss Gaya Hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, Aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast Nhi Hoti!..:Jesh..



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