Teachr:Kal School Q Nhi Aye? Boy:Gf se Milne Gya Tha. T:Kis Liye? B:YesSir T:Mene Puchha Kis Liye? B:Liye Sir, Bahut Sare Kiss liye.
Meri 1 bat hamesha yad rakhna..zindgi me kuch mile na mile 1cheez hamesha haq se mang lena Panipuri khane k bad sukhi puri.
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye..
Aaj Ka Vichaar Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai, Aur Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai. Kyo Sahi Hai Na…..?
Kaala husb apni biwi se bola, ‘Main jaisa b hu, mujhe bachha achha chahiye’. BV boli, ‘Dekho choice is urs. Achha chahiye ya apna chaahiye’.
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