Monday, 26 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 139

Girl : iss week roz movie dekhenge. Next week roz shopping karenge. Boy : uske next week roz mandir jayenge. Girl : wo q…? Boy : bheek mangne.



Agar usko is baat ka khayal aajae, khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jai, lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par, kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jai



Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me, Principal Doob Raha Tha… Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga. . .. . Kal Chhuti…! kal Chhuti….!



1 pagal bakri pe beth ke ghum raha tha. 2 pagal- Tuje police pakdegi. 1 pagal-Kyu? 2 pagal- Helmet nhi pehna h. 1 pagal-Abe dekh 4 whiler h.



Boy-Apne school ki sunaata hu 1 prem kahani 1 Thi topper jo thi percentage ki rani Fir Fir kya? Hamne pata li, or Fail ho gayi Maharani.



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