Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 85

ZINDAGI ki race me 1st aane ke liye hamesha ye soch kar bhaago ke tum nange ho aur peche wale tumhari GAAND marnewale hain phir dekhna, JEET sirf tumhari hogi. *JuSt FrOm SkR*



Dard bhara thought hai gaur farmaiyegaa. .. . . . . . . Ladki ki hasi… . . . . .. aur kutte ki khaamoshi par kabhi bharosa nai karna chahey: *JuSt FrOm SkR*



Student : miss choot aur chootar kya fark h : : : : ; : Miss : Jaha insaan ka land jaaye wo choot h or jaha pathaan ka land jaaye wo chootar. *JuSt FrOm SkR*



ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo Laddu. BAHU Naha rahi thi, socha SASUR to andha hai, Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :- ye kis khushi me? Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO GAYI. hahahaha *JuSt FrOm SkR*



Girl: Agar mouka mila to tum mujhse shadi karo ge…?? . . Boy: . . . . . . Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.. *JuSt FrOm SkR*



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