Friday, 2 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 80

3 Parts Of Friendship 1.Dhoke Se Dosi Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dhoka Na Karo. 2.Soch Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Na Socho. 3.Dil Tod Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dil Na Todo. Pritam Patel Betma



Dil yu hi kisi pe aata nahi, pyar yu hi kiya jata nahi, pyar karo to dard saheni adta daal lena, kyo k ye wo dard he jo moov se b jata nahi. . Jatin



Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :



Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi? Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi. Santa- Kyon? Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.



1 Aadmi ne FM radio pe call ki, Aadmi: Mujhy 1 wallet mila hai jis me bohat sary Paisy, Credit Cards aur NIC Card hai. Address Gulshan-e-Bahar ka hai..!! Radio Host: To ap unhain wallet wapis dena chahty hein?¿? Aadmi: he he he he he he… Nahi g… Usay meri tarf se Sad Song dedicate kr dein… :P thoko likes Djsumit



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