Friday, 25 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 72

Grl- where is my bday gift? boy- road pe lal rang ki car dekh rai ho? grl(khusi se)- wow! boy- same colour ki nail-polish laya hu tumhare liye….



Ek Kutti Raste Se Ja Rahi Thi Tabhi Kuch Kutto Ne Usse Dekha Kutti Ghabra Gayi Tabhi Ek Kutte Ne Kaha Ghabrao Mat Bahan Hum Kutte Hai Insaan Nahi…



Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho.. Baat to sahi boysB



Sunil sbzi lene gya. Sbzi wala sbzi pr pani mar raha tha. Kafi der hogayi to sbzi wale s sunil bola…Ager sbzi ko HOSH agaya ho to 1 kg. dedo.



Arj kia h na dum mujhme h na meri haddi me .. . . . .na dum mujhme h na meri haddi me dum to usme h jo bina haddi ka meri chaddi me h. RAJEEV SINGH



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