Bar Jokes for Whatsapp 133

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota ha



Bahut kam waqt bacha hai paas apne… ‘ aur bahut kuchh karna abhi baaki hai… ‘ jo jakhm teri ek baat ne diya hai mujhe… ‘ meri jaan usse bharna abhi baaki hai…



Yun Tua Sadmo Mein Bhi Hans Lete The Hum, Aaj Kyun Bewajah Rone Lage Hum.. Barso Se HatheLiyan Khali Hi Rahi Meri, Phir Aaj Kyun Laga Ki Sab Khone Lage Hai Hum..!!

Aey Khuda unke har 1 lamhe ki hifazat karna…. maasum sa chehra hai Udas Acha nahi lagta…..

Taras jaoge ek din humare labon se sunne ko ek ek lafz…. Phir pyar ki bat toh kya, hum shikayat bhi nai karenge..

Yuhi kabi sapno se dil lagaya karo, kisi ke khwabo mein aaya jaya karo, jab bhi dil kare ki koi tume bhi subah jagaye, bus humein yaad karke pehle so to jaya karo.

Ishq pane ki tamanna me kabhi kabhi… zindagi khilona ban jate hai… Jise dil me basana chahte hai… Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jata hai…

…. Tune Andaz-E-Muhabbat Dekha Hai Andaz-E-Wafa Nahi…. …. Pinjre Khol Bhi Do Tho Kuch Panchi Jaya Nahi Karte….

Sab kuch mila.★° ♥ Sukun ki daulat na mili,★° ♥ Ek Tujhko bhool jaane ki.★° ♥ Mohlat na mili,.★° ♥ Karne ko bohot kaam the.★° ♥ Apne liye magar,★° ♥ Humko Tere khayal se.★° ♥ Fursat na mili..★° ♥

Chal rahe he zamane me rishwaton ke silsiley…. kash wo bhi kuch le de kar mohabbat kar lete….

Dekh kar tanha mujhse pucha baharon ne… kaha gaya tera wo hamsafar….? Tujhe to bada naaz tha uspar… Yeh dekh kar main chup raha… par mere aansaon na jawab diya…. milna qismat..bichadna naseeb tha… wo mujhse itna dhoor ho gaya… jitna wo mere qareeb tha..

Badi Mushkil Se banayA ThA qabil Apne AaP kO uS Ke LiyE…uSne Ye KeH kR Chhod diA,….Ki Tujh sE muHaBbAt To Hai paR paane Ki kHwAHiSh NaHi.

Ye duniya hai yahan pe ye tamasha ho bhi skta hai… Abhi jo ghum humra hai tumhara ho bhi sakta hai… Tum apne aap ko hargiz koi ilzam mat dena… Ye soda hai mohabbat ka khasara ho bhi sakta hai… Tum ye mat samajh na tum hi meri akhri mohabbat ho… Mohabbat jurm hai hum se dobara ho bhi sakta hai..

Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye…. Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye…. sayad honge ham hi itne Bure…. Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye….

Jab main mar jaon to meri laash ke qareeb mat aana,, . ~~Kyu~ki~Jaan~~ . Us waqt main apne haatho se tumhare aansu ponch nahi paunga…

Kalam tha haath mey likhna sikhaya apne Takat thi haath mey hausla dilaya apne, Manzil thi saamne raasta dikhaya apne, Hum to sirf dost the, AASHIQ BANAYA aap ne!

Sadgi Main Ek Ada Itni Pyari Lagi Apki Dosti Humko Subse Nirali Lagi Yeh Na Tootay Kabhi Yahi Dua Hai Kyn Ke Yahi Is Duniya Mai Hum Ko Hamari Lagi..

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Hojaye! Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badha Jaye!! Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aajaye, Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aye.

Sirf Isharoon Mein Hoti Mohabbat Agar, In Alfazoon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun Deta? Bas Pathar Bann Ke Reh Jaata “Taj Mahal”, Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na Deta.

Hamse Kare Woh Pyar Izhaar Kisi Aur Se Kare Khuda Kare Jis Se Kare Woh Izhaar Woh Bhi Pyar Kise Aur Se Kare…

Maine unse pyar kiya, yeh mere pyar ki had thi. Maine unpe itabar kiya, yeh mere itabar ki had thi. Markar bhi khuli rahi meri aakhen, yeh mere intizaar ki had thi….

Suraj ko diya dikhane se kya fayeda, laash ko aag lagane se kya fayeda, Aye shahjahaan, mumtaz to jaa chuki Ab laash pe taj banane se kya fayeda.

Hum Woh Phool Hain Jo Roz Roz NahiKhiltay Yeh Wo Hont Hain Jo Kabhi Nahin Siltay Hum Se Bichro Ge To Ehsas Hoga Tumhain Hum Wo Dost Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahin Miltay…

Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do, Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do, Aap chahe raho nazron sey door, Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay.

Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai har pal aapko mehsus karte hai itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai!

Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai Humein yaad karna to door… Log apni khawahish ke liye Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai…

Pehle bhi kabhi suna tha, ye pyaar ki baatein, Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai. Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm, Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai.

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna, dil chahta hai pyaar karna, kya batayein is dil ka aalam, naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

Jhuki nazron se ikrar mat krna, Nazre utha kr inkar mat krna, Raat bhar tarapte ho kisi ki yadon me, Or dosron ko kehte ho kisi se pyar na krna??.!!

Aaj Q kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti Is zamane ki bandish b rone nahi deti Kesi kashish hai teri Jo tujhe mera aur mujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi deti.

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai , Koi mil gaya to koi bichhad gaya , Jise har pal maanga maine duaon mein, Khuda se mujhe wo bina maange hi mil gaya .

Girl: We are best friends, right? Boy: Yes, of course. Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like? Boy: No one. I love someone. Girl: Oh, she must be very lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I’ve loved her, ever since I met her. Girl: Really? Well, since we’re best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her. Boy: Oh okay. *Boy takes out his phone,dials her number and phones her..* Girl: Wait, hold on I think I’m getting a call. *Answers the phone* Boy: I love you ♥♥♥

Na jane hame kis shaks ka intezar hume aaj v hai, Sukoon to bahut hai hame pad dil bekarar aaj v hai, Tumne hame nafraton ke siva kuch v na diya lekin, Lekine hame tumhari nafraton se pyaar aaj v hai… @samsad@

Pyar Ki Aanch Se Pathar Bhi Pighal Jata hai . . Sache”DIL”Se Sath Do To Naseeb Bhi Badal Jata Hai . . Pyar Ki Raho Mein Agar Mil Jaye Sacha Hum- Safar . . . . To Kitna Bhi Gira Hua Insaan Ho Badal Jata Ha

Updesh: Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti. Gyaan: Aise to juice pine se bhi… problem solve nahi hoti. Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..!!

The very Best, Amazin n Unanswerable feelingis when.. . . . . . . Your own crush asks u abt ur crush n says.. Batana, I won’t tell it 2 any1..”X_X Love U Jimmy



Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi Ne Ki Hoti, . To Ye Duniya Humse Ruswa Na Hoti, . Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein, . To Humse Bhi Kisi Ne Mohbbat Ki Hoti…



Kis Baat Pe Rootha Hai Pata Ho To Manaoo. Wo Rooth Toh Jate Hai. Per Shikayat Nahi Karte.



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