Adult Jokes for Whatsapp 137

apna hamsafar bana lo mujhe..tera hi saya ho apna lo mujhe…ye raat ka safar aur b hasin ho jayega..to aaja mere sapno me ya bula mujhe.. Good night



ham b dekhenge teri wafa kaun si hai..jispe marta hai zamana wo ada kaun si hai..ya to katl kar mujhe ya sine se laga le ..dono baato me bata teri raza kaun si hai..shaban khan



kabi na aaye mere saath chal ke..hamesa gaye mujhe barbaad kar ke…agar kabhi aa jauo teri mayyat pe…to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad kar ke.?



Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin, Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin. Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua, Aakhon mein tasveer apki adhoori to nahin.



Girl: We are best friends, right? Boy: Yes, of course. Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like? Boy: No one. I love someone. Girl: Oh, she must be very lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I’ve loved her, ever since I met her. Girl: Really? Well, since we’re best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her. Boy: Oh okay. *Boy takes out his phone,dials her number and phones her..* Girl: Wait, hold on I think I’m getting a call. *Answers the phone* Boy: I love you



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