Santa read in the newspaper: “Micrsoft buys Skype for 8.5bilion” He shook his head &said: Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free!
Ladka: Mai aapse aapki beti ka haath mangne aaya hu. Ladki ka baap: Kyu? Ladka: Qki ab mere haath thak chuke Hai msg kar kar ke…
Q: College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ? Ans:4 . . . . . 1. Meri vali, 2. Teri vali, 3. Teri Bhabhi, 4. Meri Bhabhi…
Santa: Main yahan nahi rahunga, itna chhota room, no window, return my money. Waiter: Mere Baap! upar room me chal, ye to lift hai.
Bahut DARD Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara or Tumhare Aage Wale Ka Answer ek Hi Hai Tab Dil se Aawaz ati hai To Sale Sawal B To ek Hi Tha
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