Santa Gadhe pe baith k College jata tha. 3 saal baad, paidal College jane laga. Socho Q ?? . . . . Kyunki Gadhe ka Graduation Complete ho gaya…
Glass tute toh kya aawaz aati hai… CRSH .. ?? Nai yaar. Mummy ki aawaz aati hai…. Tod do sab tod do kambhakto 1 bhi mat chhodna Tumhare sasural wale aayenge toh cold drink lote mein pilaungi…
Dabangg’s dialogue – by DHONI.. “Afridi aur Akhter se darr nahi lagta saahab..Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai…”
Wife saw sign board Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon saree 8/- Coton saree 5/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 …I’ll buy 50 sarees. Husbnd pappu ki maa, theek se dekh… Press ki dukan hai
Dedicated 2 all science students *f act of life * Humne 11th me science li….. aur….. . . . uske baad science ne hamari li….
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