Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua? Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha. Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi? Gal: Adult movie thi na…
A Flirt Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rahegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan Lunga…. Girl: Maa KASAM mujhe pehle se hi shak tha k tu sala “KUTTA” hai.
Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya “I LOVE YOU” Santa Gusse Me Beti Se: Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga, Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.
Q: In 1970: Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h? A: Wo jo bada bngla h,wo” Q: In 2011 “xcuse me, yha engineer ka ghr konsa h? A: “Abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga?
Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti
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