English Class.. Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night Madam Corrected: No Beta, I Slept With Dad Last Night Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi
Maa: Banta Tuje Delhi Jane Me 1Din Lagte H, Lautne Me 4Din Q Bant: Ye Sab Car Banane Walo Ki Galti Hai, Jane K 4Gear Diye Aur Back Krne K Liye Sirf Ek.
Jo Humesha Hasta Rehta Hai Us Ko Kya Kehoge.? . . . ‘HASH-MUKH’ Aur Jis Ka Hasna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko Kya Kahoge.? . . . ‘HUS-BAND’
DIL Hai To Pyar Hai Pyar H To IshQ H IshQ H To Mohbat H Mohbat H To Dard H Dard H To ‘ZANDU-BALM’ H Aur ZANDU-BALM H To MUNNI BADNAM Hai
Munnabhai : Circuit! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh ko SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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