Germans r such lazy people, if Paul the octopus was Indian we would already have an ashram, a temple dedicated to him and a scandal about him by now.. Jai ho !!
Boy proposng a grl: Ye Ratein, Ye subah,Ye Hawae, Ye Chandni, Ye Ghataye, Ye Nadiya, Ye Kinara…. Girl: Abe Pyar Kr Rha Hai Ya Environmntal Studies pdha rha hai
An analogy 4 all teaching: . . . . . Dey teach hw 2 cook PLAIN RICE in class and expect us 2 cook BIRYANI in exams!
Lalu Learning English Lalu EK Mahina Bush se English ki Training Lekar Wapis Aaya. Agle Din Phone Aaya Lalu Bole who is spheaking? Jawaab Aaya “Hum sasura Bushwa Bol Raha hoon…”
Banta sabzi lene gaya Sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha Kaafi der ho gayi to Banta bola:”Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo…”
Previous
from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1mdboAz
via IFTTT
No comments:
Post a Comment