Q: Why was Banta standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A: Because his doctor advised him Todays dinner should be light….
Banta Called FM radio & Said: “I have found a Wallet with 15 thousand Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of Mr. Tarlochan Singh, Shop No.13, Pahaar Ganj, New Delhi” RJ: How honest sir, so you want to return his wallet? Banta: O No Oye ! u crazy? I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song….
Ladka bola-Ankho me nami thi aur vitamin ki kmi thi wah wah Aankho me nami thi or vitamin ki kmi thi, Jis se rat bhar chat kiya wo grlfrd ki mummy thi…
Bahu ki 12 Affair Sunkar SaSur Mar Gaya, 34 Affair Sunkar Pati Mar Gya, SaaS Chup rahi…. Kyu? Kyuki SaaS Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi!
Rahul Mahajan’s status on Facebook “Give me some sunshine, give me some rain, now give me another wife that I can beat up once again”
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