Example of Coolness Biwi (Gusse Main): “tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!” Husband (Pyar Se): “To Phir Itni Der Se Khaa Q Rahi Ho?
Alladin Ka Chirag Mila, Maine Jinn Se Bola, Is SMS Padne Wale Ki Buddhi Ko 10 Guna Bada Do.. Jinn Bola, Multiplication Doesn’t Apply On Zero… !
A donkey kicked Banta Singh and ran away, Banta ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
If electricity goes in America they call at power house. In Japan, they test the fuse, But In India, they check neighbour’s house, “sabki gayi h naa,phir thik hai!”
Banta asked friend: Kya tumhare underwear me 2 chhed hai? Friend: “No” Banta: to phir taangein kahan se daalta hai? Bolo tara..ra..ra
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