Heights of Professional respect A local beggar won 5 lak rupess lottery and bought a Gold bowl with the money for begging! A TRUE Professional
Salesman: Sir cockroach ke liye poweder loge kya. Santa Singh: Nahi hum Cockroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte, aaj powder denge to kal deodorant mangega,
Santa: Duk to jivan ka sathi hai aur suk to ata-jata hai Banta: Sahi baat hai, meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai, aur meri Sali aati-jati hai
Santa & Wife r waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me PUNJAB-MAIL aayi, Santa bhaag k train me chada aur WIFE se bola – “Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa janna”
Teacher: What is ur caste? Student: Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput hue, Fir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi, aage Mummy ki marzi
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