Munna Bhai: “Circuit, tu kitna pada hai?” Circuit: B.A Munna Bhai: “Sala, do akshar padha aur who bhi ulta!”
Wife: Suniyeji, aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi? Husband: Main kyon rokon? Usne mujhe roka tha kya!
Santa aur Banta ko 2 bomb mile. Santa: chal police ko de k aate hain. Banta: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? Santa: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Doctor And Banta. Banta 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Banta: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: Aisa kab hota hai? Banta: Phone karte waqt
Man: Santa Ji jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Santa: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Santa: To A/C on kar leta hun
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