Banta: Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi. Santa: Kamaal Hai! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Pehli bar Love ‘kaha’ invent hua tha? Socho. Socho . . . It was MADE IN CHINA! Tabhi to Love me guarantee or warranty nahi milti!
Santa in School Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne maara. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara maara!
Ishq ke school me kamaal ho gaya Ek madam ko pappu se pyar ho gaya Us din se sara school udas ho gaya Kyo ki sara school fail aur pappu pas ho gaya….
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