Santa went to buy and underwear, he choose 1 How much for this? Shopkeeper: 500 Rs Santa to shopkeeper: Arey bhai daily wala dikana party wear nahi
Banta’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, Banta consoles him saying “Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again”.
Zindgi kitni pyari hogi! Jab Aap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chote-chote pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se “SMS HONGE”. Ha ha….
shah rukh khan ke ghar ka fan bahut slow hai! . . guess? kaise. . . kiyo ki use…. . . “haule haule se hawa lagti hai”
Santa Singh was driving a car fast. Traffic police caught him. Santa: Sir I am learning driving. Police: Without instructor? Santa: Ya, its correspondence course.
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