Msg na karke dil tod diya mera, ab mobile dafna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puchhe rog kya tha, to nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.
when i cry no 1 sees my tears, when i m sad no 1 sees my pain, when i m happy no 1 sees my smile, But sala 1 ladki ke saath ghumo to saari duniya dekh leti hai!
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Pati mobile, Patni sim-card! Dono mile to hua recharge.. Beta hua to incoming, Beti hui to outgoing, Kuchh na hua to missed call.
Why is Industrial growth so slow in Southern India? Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding,holding & re-tying the LUNGI.
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