Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty! He gets frustrated & says: Kamaal hai, Aaj kal murgiyaan bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.
Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet Is liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao All out lagao machar bhagao
Jab Tum Aaine Ke Paas Jaate Ho… To Aainaa Kaheta Hai… Beautiful.. Beautiful.. Aur Jab Aaine Se Door Jaate Ho… To Aainaa Kaheta Hai… April Fool.. April Fool..
PEPSI ke liye Kareena, THUMPSUP ke liye Akshay, FANTA ke liye Rani, COKE ke liye Ash.. tum tension mat lo HARPIC ke liye tumhe hee chunenge! Ur the best!
Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant le aa” Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi” Budda- “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni hai”
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