Wife: Mere Iradein Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain… Banta: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai?
Andhe k haath me Torch.. Behray k haath mein Radio.. Gungay k haat mein Mic… Aur… Aaap k haath mein Mobile Kia Zamaaana aagaya hai
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Banta : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Banta : Yaar kal main ghar gaya toh woh bathtub mey bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi.
Q:) Why do boys think love marriage is better than arranged marriage? A:) Bcoz… known Bhutani is better than unknown chudale
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