Sunday, 1 June 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 114

Ek aadmi ki shaadi nahi ho rahi thi, woh mannat mangne gaya, Raaste mein uski maa khaai mein gir gayi Admi bola, * * Aey khuda, teri khudaai Apni toh mili nahi, Abba ki bhi gawaaai



Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho, Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho! Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho, Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!



Q: What do you call a Sindhi electrician? A: Bijlani Q: What do you call a Sindhi Postman? A: Mailwani Q: What do you call a Sindhi who is forgetful? A: Bhulchandani



Convenience of Nano Lalu removed front 2 wheels from his TATA Nano near road. Parking Cop asked, What is going on? Lalu said, “Don’t you see parking sign, it says Parking for Two Wheelers only.”



msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho



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