Pepsodent se daant saaf karna, Babul se fresh karna, Colgate se white karna… Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to, Bindas HARPIC use karna.
Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife : Kaisi galat fehmi? Husband : Yehi ke main soya hua tha!!
A villager gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call center Wanted a suitable match for City’s highest paid call girl
Tum Achhe, Imandaar, Sanskaari, Pyarese Dimagwale ho……. Ab yeh pata karo ye afwaah kaun faila raha hain??
Bas Mujhse aur nahi hoga Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? Maine apko kiya na!!! Chalo ab ap karo.. Karo na.. I’m excited.. Karo na… SMS
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