Banta apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. A boy is also passing on bike Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Banta : Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
phone karti ho to itrati bohat ho kya karoon dil ko lubhati bohat ho sochta hoon tumhein dinner per bulaaun per kya karoon tum khati bohat ho
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Ram and Ravan went to a restaurant and Ram was charged $25 and Ravan was charged $250…… Why? . . . . Simple: Charges are $25 per head and Ravana has got 10 of them!
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