Bar Jokes for Whatsapp 158

Mit Jaye Ye Duri Agar Tum Chaho…… Na Koi Ho Majburi Agar Tum Chaho…… Hume To Hai Chahne Wale Bahut….. Magar Humari Ye Tamanna Hai K Hume Tum Chaho……!



Yun Tua Sadmo Mein Bhi Hans Lete The Hum, Aaj Kyun Bewajah Rone Lage Hum.. Barso Se HatheLiyan Khali Hi Rahi Meri, Phir Aaj Kyun Laga Ki Sab Khone Lage Hai Hum..!!

Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye…. Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye…. sayad honge ham hi itne Bure…. Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye….

kahi Tum door na hona ki hum fir jee na payenge Ek pal bhi jo roothe Tu hum Tu mar hi jayenge fir khatam hui sab baate Nikal aye ham agey………. chudakar Daaman ham unse……… chale ayey ham agey……….

Ek Din jab beet jayega ye pal, Ek Din jab yaad karoge ye pal, Ek Din ham Bhi honge, shayed Ek yaad ka hissa, shocha hoge jab bethkar jane konsi ek pagal si ladki thi, Ek jhalli si ladki thi, jane kya kya wo Kehti thi, kabhi chup na wo rehti thi, mohobbat ham se krti thi, Aur ye kehti bhi Rehti thi, Hame Tumse mohobbat nahi ?? Tumne ye Socha kaise wahi ye bhi kehti thi kaho tum mere hi ho na

Main Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti, Iska Matlab Yeh Nahi Ki, Main Tujhe pyar Nahi Karti.. Chahti Hu Main Tujhe Aaj Bhi Par, Teri Soch Mein Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karti.. Tmasha Na Ban Jaye Kahi Mahobbat Meri, Isiliye Apne Dard Ko Namudaar Nahi Karti.. Jo Kuch Mila Hai Usi Me Khush Hu Main, Tere Liye Bhagwan Se Taqraar Nahi Karti..

Kisi Khoobsurat Mausam Me, Meri Aankho Pe Aap Apna Hath Rakh Do.. Or Haste Hue Keh Do, Pehchan Lo To Ham Tumhare.. 0r Na Pehchano, To Tum Hmare..

wo kisi or ki khatir hume bhool gaye to koi baat nahi, yarro kabhi hum bhi bhool gye they saara zamana unki khatir….

Chahat Hai Agar Aake Mujhase Mil Jaa Tu Yaa Phir Aaisa Kar, Dharti Se Mila De Mujhko Tu He Re, Tu He Re Tere Bina Main Kaise Jiyu Aajaa Re, Aajaa Re, Yu He Tadpa Na Tu Mujhko

Bada Ajeeb Sa Zehar Tha Uski Yaadon Mein Saari Umar GuZar Gayi Mujhe Marte Marte……..!!

Mout Ke paas Bhi Ja Kar Dekha Hai.. maine Bhi Dil Lga Kar Dekha Hai… Chaand Ko Log Door Se Dekhte hain… Maine chaand ko paas Bula Kar Dekha Hai… Ishq Ki Qeemat Pooch Lo mujhse… Maine Ghar Tak Luta Kar Dekha Hai… Pyar To Bheek Main bhi mil jata hai… Maine to Daaman ko bhi Phela Kar Dekha Hai… 1 Shakhs Hai jo Bhoolta Nhi mujh se… maine Sari Dunya Ko Bhula Kar Dekha Hai…

Wo Mera Hai To Wo Mujhse Door Kyun Hain? Door Rehkar Jeene Ko Hum Majboor Kyun Hain? Pyar Hum Dono Ne Kiya Tha Ek Jaisa, To Mera Kasoor Kyun Hai Aur Wo Bekasoor Kyun Hai.

Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!

♥ ♥ Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nhi badte, Dur hone se ehsas nhi marte, Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamare beech, Lekin aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte.. ♥ ♥

aye chand to chamakna chhod bi de ..? Teri chandni hamae bahut satati hai..? tere hi jaisa hai mere yaar ka chehra ..? Tujhe dekh ke wo bahut yaad aati hai..?

Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna !! Chahat Ke Jazboon Ko Badnaam Nahin Karna !! Tum Jaan Ho Hamari Bas Itna Samajh Lo !! Mere In Lafzoon Ko Neelam Nahin Karna…!

Is Raaz-E-Mohabbat -Ko Aam Nahin Karna !! Chahat Ke Jazboon Ko Badnaam Nahin Karna !! Tum Jaan Ho Hamari Bas Itna Samajh Lo !! Mere In Lafzoon Ko Neelam Nahin Karna…!

Maine Rab Se Kaha….. ” Wo Chali Gayi Mujhe akela Chhodd Kar, Pata Nahin Kya Majburi Thi….!! . Rab Ne Kaha Mujh Se…… ‘ ”Iss Mein Uska Koi Kasoor Nahin, Yeh Kahani Maine Likhi Hi Adhoori Thi….!

wo mera hai unka naam koi aur na le..? In bhigti aankho ka jaam koi aur na le…? Kuch is liye nahi chhoda unka sath ..? Wo gir jaye to unhe

♥ Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di…!! . Taqdir Mai Kisi oR Ka Naam Likha OR…!! Dil Mai Chahat Kisi Or Ki Bhar Di..! ♥

Roothna mat mujhe manana nahi aata . Door mat jana mujhe bulana nahi aata . Tum bhool jao tumhari marzi . Magar mein kya karoon, . mujhe to bhool jana bhi nahi aata

♥••• Koi Wada Nahi Phir Bhi Tera Intezar Hain •••♥ . ♥••• Judai Ke Baad Bhi Tujhse Pyaar Hain •••♥ . ♥••• Tere Chehre Ki Udasi De Rahi Hai Gawahi •••♥ . ♥••• Mujhse Milne Ke Liye Tu Bhi Bekarar Hain •••♥

Ek bar karo na plz Kisi ko pata nahi chalega Plz karo naaa Muje acha lage ga Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr Kar do na plz Ek pyara sa SMS…

mohbbat hm b kar lenge ye galti tm b kar lna chalo tm hi se kar lenge ksi se tm b kar lena tmhe hm dost khte h to mashwara dnge mohbbat tm ne krni h suno hm hi se kar lena..

Kisi Ne ‘NASHE’ Me Bahot Achchi ‘BAAT’ Kahi He . Ke.. Dushmano Se ‘Pyar’ Hota Jayega..! Bas..! APNO Ko ‘AAZAMATE’ Jaiye..

Ishq Tujhse Karta Hoon, Main Zindgi Sy Zyada, Main Darta Nahi Maut Sy, teri Judai Sy Zyada, Chahe Toh Aazma Ly Mujhe, kisi Aur Sy Zyada, Meri Zindgi Mein Kuch Nahi, teri Muhabbat Sy Zyada..!

Kabhi Tou Fursaton Se Nikal Kar Humse Milo Kuch Deir Humarey Sath Tou Chalo Karo Mohabat Tou Karo Is Tarha Se Har Taraf Dikho Mujhey Har Taraf Bas Tum Hi Milo.

Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekarar.. Bhar Deta Hai Pattharo Ke Dil Me Bhi Pyaar. Ek Ko Nahi Milata Zindagi Ka Yeh Bahar.. Kiyon Ki Ishq Ka Dosra Naam Hai Intzaar..!

Kisi Ko Dil Ka Deewana Pasand Hai Kisi Ko Dil Ka Nazrana Pasand Hai Auron Ki Pasand To Hume Pata Nahi Hume To Apka Muskurana Pasand Hai..

dard seene me chupa hai dikhaya nahi jaayega, mera gam ka kissa sunaya nahi jayega, ji bhar ke dekh lena chehreko, baar baar kafan hataya nahi jaayega…!

subha hote hi jab duniyaaabad hoti hai, aankh khulte hi aapki yaadhoti hai, khushiyo ke phool ho aapkiaanchal mai, ye mere honto par pahlifaryaad hoti hai..

Dekha Palat Kr Usne Chaht Use Bhi Thi, Dunia Se Meri Tarah Shikayt Use B Thi, Wo Ro Diye Mujhko Preshan Dekh Kar, Us Din Pta Chla Meri Zrurt Use B Thi.

Darvaza khola to saamp nikla….. . Arj kiya hai….. Darvaza khola to saamp nikla….. . . . ACP bola DAYA:-ye anna to rajnika@nt ka bhi baap nikla.

Teacher- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi, Sab Ko Aana Hoga. – Santa- Mai Nahi Aa Sakta – Teacher-kyun? – Santa-kuch Nahi Muje Pata Hai Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.

Santa G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahi, 6up, 1 Down Hay.

mahaj gulab mohbbat ka paigam nahi hota. chand-chandani ka pyar sare aam nahi hota. pyar hota hai man ki nirmal bhavana se. warna yu hi radha-krishna ka naam nahi hota.

Dilon ki dastan unhe kaha kabul thi, Meri wafaye unke liye fijul thi, Koi aass nahi lekin itna to bata do? kya mene use chaha bus yahimeri bhul thi….

Uth-uth ke kisi ka Intzaar kar ke dekhna, Kabhi tum kisi se Pyaar kar ke dekhna …! Kaise toot jaate hain Mohabbat ke rishte, Galtiyan kabhi do-chaar kar ke dekhna… !!

PayaL Se PayaL Ki Zankar Sundar He Pyar Se Pyar Ka Anubhav Sundar He Log Kahte He Aap Sundar He Lekin Apse Jyada Apka Swabhav Sundar He !

Kasam Se, Usey Pane Ki Khwahish… To Bahut Thi.- ; ; ; Magar . -AE DOST- . Mujhe UsSe Dur Karne Ki, Duwa Karne WaLe Zyada NikLe.

Dekhkar tanha mjse puchha logo ne…. kaha gaya tera wo hamsafar…?? tujhe to bohot maan tha us par…? MAGAR. . ! ! mere aansuon ne jawaab diya.. milna qismat…. bichhadna naseeb tha…. wo mujhse itna door ho gaya…. JITNA. . ! ! wo mere qareeb tha…

2 men in a Wedding Function: 1st: Lo..! Kuch din Pehly hi Goad me khela krti thi or Aaj iski Shadi hy 2nd: Aap Dulhan k Baap ho.?? 1st:Nhi Dulhan ka BOSS….

Tanhaion main rone ka maza kuch or hai “Dilon k tot’ne ki waja kuch or hai” “Na aansu na mout na zindagi” “Pyar karne walon ki saza hi kuch or hai ” ♥



Ek samundar hai jo mere kaabu me hai. Aur ek katra hai jo mujhse sambhala nahi jaata. Ek umar hai jo mujhe bitaani hai tere bagair. Aur ek lamha hai jo mujhse gujara nahi jaata…..



Apni saansen b kar don teri saanson me muntakil Is se ziyada tujhe aur kis tarah chahon….



Pyaare Bhaiyo , Aapki Girl friend ke aapke baare me jo b khayal nd galat fehmiya rehti hai .. Woh aadhe se jyada uski best friend ne use batayi hoti hai Joki humesha use aapke baare me kuch na kuch sikhati rehti hai is uski friend ik amne apni image acchi banao use b khush rakho.



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