Bar Jokes for Whatsapp 73

Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota, kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota, dost to mil jate hai har raste par, lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota….



Mohabbat ham bi karte he magar shikwa nahi karte. Ham apni mohabbat ko youn ruswa nahi karte. Jo paas aa bethe usay Dil se chahate he. Jo uthkar chala jaye hamari mehfil se To fir ham usay ruka nahi karte.

Mene Ne usay kaha tha ki dil dedo or jan lelo Par vo to kaml ke sodagar nikale dil bhi nahi diya or jan bhi leli.

A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him: Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else.. Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On, Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… … Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me, But You Don’t Want Me.. “I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”.. I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?, So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.

khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye, Har din nayi shan banke aaye, kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi, Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye

Kis had tak jana ye kon janta hai kis manzil ko pana ye kon janta hai pyar k 2 pal ji bhar k ji lo, kis roz bichad jana hai ye kon janta hai !

Dekh kar Tanha Mujhse pocha Baharon ne, Kaha gaya tera wo Hamsafar? Tujhe to Bara Naaz tha us par. Ye Dekh kar Mai Chup Raha Magar! Mere Ansoaon ne Jawabdia, Milna Qismat me Bichrna Naseeb tha Wo mujh se Itna Door Ho Gaya Jitna Wo Mere Qareeb Tha.

Zindagi Ne Diya Sab Kuch Par Wafa Na Di,Zakhm Diye Sabne Par Kisine Dwa Na Di,Humne To Sabko Apna Mana,Par Kisi ne Mujhe Apno Me Jagah Na D,GOOD AFTERNOON. HAVE A HOTFUL DAY

Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho…. wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na…. Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar… kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho…

Dil ko hum se churaya aap ne dur hote hue apna banaya aap ne kabhi bhool nahi paayenge aap ko kyu ki yaad rakhna sikhaya aap ne.

W0h Badley Is Qadar Ki Hum Hairan Reh Gaye.. W0h T0h B0hUt Khush Hain 0r Hum Pareshan Reh Gaye..!! Jaane Kis M0dh Par Ab Meri Jaan Nikal Jaye..? Ab T0h Apne Hi Jism

Agar Tum kisi se pyar karte ho Aur wo thukra de chahat ko tumhari. To Ye Dard Hans kar seh lena. Q ke Muhabat ki tabiyat me zabardasti nahi hoti…

1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2msg kiye.. 1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko.. Main ja raha hu reply fast.. . 1st reply GF ka aaya:tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me milenge.. Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua.. . 2nd msg dost ka aaya:”abe kaminey akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bhi aata hu.. . Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya… .



Bhehti Hawa Me Khusbu Hai Tumhari Mere Dil Ke Aayine Me Surat Hai Tumhari Is Jism Me Jo Mar Ke Bhi Na Mit Sake Woh Sirf Our Sirf Dosti Hai Tumhari… aman khunger



Rone se kisi ko kuch haasil nahi hota… Jo bichhad jaye wo sathi nahi hota… Dusro ki to hum mehfil sajate hain… Par humari tanhai mein koi s



Kisi k paas ane me waqt lagta h kisi ko apna banane me waqt lagta h, humne bahut pahle mangi thi apki dosti, par khuda ne kaha anmol cheez pane me waqt lagta hai..



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