Bar Jokes for Whatsapp 105

Dil Ki Baat Ankho Se Kahi Jaati Hai.. Bol Dharkan Se Suni Jaati Hai.. Aap To Nadaan Hain Jo Sirf Sunna Chahte Hain.. Ishq Ke Jazbaat To Sirf Mehsoos Ki Jaati Hai..!



Uski Saadgi Ki Inteha Nahi Hai.. Yahi To Mere Pasand Karne Ki Wajah Rahi Hai.. Mana Ke Usme Alaag Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.. Par Jo Baat Usme Hai Wo Kisi Aur Me Nahi Hai..!



Jeene Laga Hoon Pehle Se Zyada Pehle Se Zyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hoon Mai Meraa Dil Or Tum Hoo Yahaan Phir Kyun Ho Palkein Jhukaye Wahaan Tumsa Haseen Pahle Dekhaa Nahin Tum Iss Se Pahle The Jane Kahaan.



Ishq Ki Shuruwat Nigaho Se Hoti Hai, Saza Ki Shuruwat Gunaho Se Hoti Hai, Kehte Hain Ishq Bhi Ek Gunah Hai, Jiski Shuruwat To Begunaho Se Hoti Hai”..:)



Wo So Jate H Aksr Hme Yad Kiye Bger Hume Nind B Nhi Aati Unse Bat Kiye Bger Ksur Unka Nhi Kasur To Hmara H Unhe Chaha B To Unki Ejazat K Bger.



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Bar Jokes for Whatsapp 104

Bas Itni Mohabbat Kaafi Hai.. Tum Saath Raho Sanso Me Raho.. Tum Paas Raho Baahon Me Raho.. Dilme Raho Dharkan Ki Tarah.. Khwaabo Me Raho Yaado Ki Tarah.. Tum Hass Ke Milo Apno Ki Tarah..!



Sirf Chahne Se Kuch Nahi Hota Haasil.. Qayamat To Andaaz E Bayaan Me Hoti Hai.. Ishq Me Jab Waar Karti Hai Ankhe.. Tab Talwaare Bhi Miyaan Me Hoti Hai..!



Hamari Ishq Ki Dukaan Hai.. Dosto Ishq Le Jaaya Karo.. Kabi Roona Nahi Hardam Muskuraaya Karo.. Hum Lete Nahi Paise Ishq Ke Badle.. Bas Apna Saara Gam Hume De Jaaya Karo..!



Jab Bhi Hum Aapse Baat Karte Hain.. Dilme Ajeeb Si Khusi Mehsoos Karte Hain.. Jab Bhi Aapki Hassi Ko Dekhte Hain.. Aye Dost Dilme Ek Sukoon Sa Mehsoos Karte Hain..!



Meri Nazro Ko Aaj Bhi Talaash Hai Teri.. Bin Tere Khusi Bhi Udaas Hai Meri.. Khuda Se Maanga Hai To Sirf Itna.. Marne Se Pehle Aapse Mulaqaat Ho Meri..!



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waqt apna de ham baat karenge…zindagi me ham b mulaaqat karenge..rasta chahe jitna b kathin ho.,aapko pane ki kosish bar bar karnege…by s.k



Shayd koi lgne lga hai apni jan se v pyra, jisko dekhne ka maan karta hai bar-2 yaara, kya unke liye v hun me utna hi pyra, jiske liye me shayar ban gaya yara.



true line:~ jab ek girl ek boy ke liye roti hai to iska matlb wo us se bhut pyar krti he par jab ek boy ek girl ke liye rota he to iska matlb is duniya me us ko is se jyada pyar koi ny krta this is true love



Meelo Ke Faaslo Me Bhi Duri Na Rahe.. Baat Na Ho Aisi Koi Majburi Na Rahe.. Meri Tamanna Hai Hum Aapke Dilme Umar Bhar Rahen.. Dua Karna Meri Ye Dua Adhuri Na Rahe..!



Na Ye Chand Hoga Na Taare Rahenge.. Magar Hum Hamesha Tumhare Rahenge.. Nazar Dhoondti Thi Jise Paa Liya Hai.. Ummido Ke Phulo Se Daaman Bhara Hai.. Ye Din Humko Sab Din Se Pyare Rahenge.. Kahu Kya Mere Dil Ka Armaan Kya Hai.. Tumhe Har Ghadi Choomna Chahta Hai.. Kaha Tak Bhala Ji Ko Maare Rahenge.. Sahara Mile Jo Tumhari Hassi Ka.. Bhula Denge Hum Saara Gam Zndgi Ka.. Tumhare Liye Hain Tumhare Rahenge..!



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Log kahte hain ki tum apnì mohabbat ko bayan kiyon nahi karte..aur ham kahte hain ki itni hi mohabbat ham nahi karte jo lafzo me bayan ho jaye…



aap khuda ki banayi tasveer ho…mere dil se judi ik zanzeer ho..mai to us haath ko hi kaat donga…jis haath me aapse judaai ki lakir ho…shaban 4 u gonda.?



wo mil jaye mujhe kafi hai…meri har ik saans ne ye duaa mangi hai…jane kiyon dil khincha ja raha hai unki taraf…..kiya usne b mujhe paane ki duaa mangi hai..?



Mere dil ki khuwahis hai ki tere dil me bas jauon kuch is tarh…ki to jab b yaad kare mujhe tere aankho se tapko pani ki tarh…?



dil me chhipi yaado se sawaro tujhe..to dikhe to sahi aankho me utaaro tujhe..tera naam hamne apne labo pe kuch is tarh se sajaya hai..ki so b jauo to khuwabo me pukaaro tujhe…by s.k



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Bina takrar ke kabhi pyar nhi hota, har hath milane wala yaar nhi hota, baat to dil se dil milne ki hai, warna saat(seven) fero me bhi kabhi pyar nhi hota,



har sunahre pal me khusi aapki ho… Zindagi ke safar me har manzil aapki ho…ik pal me jo hansa de sare jahan ko…khuda kare wo hansi aapki ho…s.k



Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte? Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.amrit saraipali



Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain… Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain.. Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai humain.. Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.



Chahe Tho Hame Dil Se Mita Dena, Chahe Tho Hame Dil Se Bhula Dena, Magar Aye Jo Kabhi Mere Yad, Aye Jaan… Rona Mat Sirf Muskura Dena…



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Kaisa Waqt Hai Use Fursat Nahi Muje Yaad Karne Ki.. Dosto Kabi Wo Shaks Meri Hi Sanso Se Jeeya Karta Tha..!



Kitna Pyar Diya Use Par Mila Kuch Bhi Nahi.. Itni Gehri Chahat Ka Haasil Hua Kuch Bhi Nahi.. Wo Humse Khafa Tha To Jaan Nikal Gayi Thi Meri.. Hum Unse Khafa Hain To Unko Malaal Kuch Bhi Nahi..!



Dard O Gam Se Puraana Rishta Hai Apna.. Aye Dil Tu Pagalpan Chhod De Aur Soo Jaa.. Yaha Tujhe Kaun Yaad Karne Waala Hai..!



Sometimes I need a Girlfriend, not because I feel so lonely without her. Its just cos I want to care about that special someone, … Someone whom I can say ‘MINE’ And know that I make somebody happy & I am the reason for her smile. Knowing that you’re the reason somebody is happy cos of you is such a great feeling. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart….♥♥



tere doshti me do pal ki zindagi bahut hai..ik pal ki hansi aur il pal ki khusi bahut hai…ye duniya mujhe jane ya na jane….teri aankhe mujhe pahchan le yahi bahut hai..?



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Karo Firse Koi Waada Kabi Na Fir Bichaadne Ka.. Aye Bewafa Tumhe Kya Fark Padta Hai Bichaadne Me Mukaarne Me..!



Umar Bhar Rahe Teri Justuju Me Hum.. Aye Sanam Tu Na Mila Mujhe Kisi Kaafir Ko Jannat Ki Tarah..!



Pichle Baras Tha Khaauf Tujhe Khoo Na Du Kahi.. Aye Bewafa Abb Ke Baras Ye Dua Hai Tera Saamna Na Ho..!



Ye Sila Mila Hai Mujhko Teri Dosti Ke Peeche.. Ke Hazaar Gam Lage Hain Meri Zndgi Ke Peeche.. Tujhe Dil Diya Hui Ye Kaisi Bhool Mujhse.. Mai Kaha Kaha Na Bhatki Teri Ashiqi Ke Peeche..!



Ek Aur Din Guzar Gaya Uske Intezaar Me.. Dosto Bahut Mashroof Hoga Aaj Bhi Wo Hamesha Ki Tarah..!



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Ham Raat Ke Sitare Hain. Tanhaiyon Ke Mare Hain. Tum Hamko Thukra Do Beshaq. Aye Jaan Phir Bhi Ham Tumhare Hain..?



Saari Dunia Me Taqseem Tum Apna Waqt Karte Ho.. Aye Bewafa Sirf Mere Liye Tumko Koi Lamha Nahi Milta..!



Chaha Hai Maine Bahut Shiddat Se Tumko.. Mai Tumhe Bahut Shiddat Se Yaad Aaungi.. Yu Sukoon Se Tum Kabi Soo Na Sakoge.. Banke Dil Ki Kasak Raat Bhar Jagaungi..!



Raat Bhar Sisakte Rehna Bas Ek Shaks Ki Khaatir.. Yaaro Ise Agar Ishq Kehte Hain To Wallah Meri Taauba..!



Bewajah Nahi Roota Mohabbat Me Koi.. Dosto Jise Khud Se Badhke Chaaho Wo Rulaata Jarur Hai..!



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Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage, Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage, Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage…!



What is love ? L- lake of sorrow. O- occain of tears. V- valley of death. E- end of life. This true love.



Tere Pyar Ne Zindagi Se Pehchaan Karai Hai Mujhe Wo Toofano Se Phir Lauta Ke Laayi Hai Bas Itni Hi Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se Hum Bujhe Na Yeh Shama Kabhi Jo Humne Jalai Hai…



Kyun kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai, ek din jeena bhi dushwaar ho jata hai. Lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye, aur ek ajnabi par itna aitbaar ho jata hai…



Jab bhi hogi pehli baarish tumko samne payenge woh bundo se bhara chehra tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge…



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Bar Jokes for Whatsapp 96

Takiye dekho 1br oi 1a chander dike.. Kemon hasi has6e o or kosto lukiye. Valobasar chinho j o, tao thalto eka.. Oi chan



Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai…



Chehre par marne wale hajar mil jayenge, Kuch log har jarurat puri kar janenge, Khawahish hai uski jo dil se samjhe hame, Humto jindgi bhi uske naam kar jayenge…



Dil hi dil mein kuch chupati hai wo, Yaadon me aksar chain churati hai wo, Khwabon me ek ehsaas jaga rakha hai, Band aankhon mein ashq banke tadapti hai wo…



Ab Teri Ankho Me Ansoo Kis Liye Hai.. Aye Bewafa.. Jab Chhod Hi Diya Tha To Bhula Bhi Diya Hota..! Ketu



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Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain,par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par,jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.



Zindgi ko tanha virano mein rahne do. Ishq pyaar ki baatein kitaabon mein rahne do. Haqqikat me aajmane se toot jata hai dil , Mohbbat ki baatein khwaabo mein rahne do.. Its really



U’re A Part Of Someone’s Beautiful Life. U May Never Know Where U Fit In Their Life. But Remember That, One Day Someone’s Life May Never Be Completed Without You.



Suvichar: Jivan Aise Jiyo Ki Koi Hanse To Tumhari Wajah Se Hanse Hum Par Nahi. Aur Koi Roye To Hamare Liye Roye.. Hamari Wajah Se Nahi.



Rutthi Jo Zindgi To Mana Lenge Hum, Mile Jo Gam Vo Seh Lenge Hum, Bus Aap Rehna Humesha Sath Humare To Nikalte Huye Aansuo Me Bhi Muskura Lenge Hum…



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Pata h “mis u” kitna dard bharaword h? M- Mushkil hota h, I- Intzar karna, S- Sari zindagi, S- Saanse lena, U- Unke bina, jise hum chahte h.. I Miss U



na mahfil azeb hai na wo manzar azeb hai…usne jo chalaya is dil par wo khanjar azeb hai……..na dobne deti hai na hi nikalne deti hai….uske dil ka wo samandar azeb hai….s.k gonda.,..?



ham raat ke sitare hain ….tanhaiyo ke maare hai….. Tum hamko thukra do beshaq …aye jaan phir b ham tumhare hain…?s.k



ruth jauo kitna b mana lenge…dour jauo kitna b bula lenge… Dil aakhir dil hai sagar ki reat to nahi…ki naam likh kar mita denge..?



Karo Dosti Aisi Ki”thanks” Aur “Sorry”words Beimaan Lage. Magar Nibhao Dosti Aisi Ki “Dost”ko 6odna Mushkil Or “Dunia” 6odna Asan Lage…



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yeh aarzo nahi kisi ko bhulaye ham…na tamanna hai kisi ko rulaye ham…par duaa hai us rab se….ki jisko jitna yaad karte hain usko itna hi yaad aaye ham.?



sukr hai khuda ki aapne hame pana mana…wada kiya jo mohabbat ka jo padega nibhana…apar aapki chahat shaban ko nashib ho….phir chahe shaban ko mile na mile zamana..?



Love l-west of life o-out of mind v-vest of time e-end life



Aap door ho magar ye eshaas hota hai, koi hai jo har pal paas hota hai, yaad to sab ki aati hai par aapki yaad ka andaz kuch khas hota hai.



Bina takrar ke kabhi pyar nhi hota, har hath milane wala yaar nhi hota, baat to dil se dil milne ki hai, warna saat(seven) fero me bhi kabhi pyar nhi hota,



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:Whats difference between love and like… If you like a flower you will pluck it.. If you love a flower you will give water it…. Little things create big difference. ….,.



Ishq wale dil ki baat samajh lete hai. Sapne me mil jaye to mulakaat samajh lete hai. Rota to aasman bhi hai dharti ke liye, But log ise barsaat samajh lete hai….



3 Words That Can Totally Change Ur Mood: I Love You I Hate You & The Best 1.. . . . . . Facebook Login Error :O Seriously Aag Lag Jaati Hai i love u.



huaa agar gam jo tumhe to dard kahin aur hoga…hansoge jo tum to khush koi aur hoga…socho to zara us sajan ke bare me…wo anzan shaban ke siwa kaun hoga…shaban 4 u ?



jitna pyaar hai aapse use aur jiyada pane ko g chahta hai…jane wo kaun si khobi hai aap me ki har rishta aapse banane ko g chahta hai .?



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Raha Jo Dilme Mohabbat Ka Devta Bankar Nazar Churata Hai Ab Wo Hi Bewafa Bankar Muje Yakin Na Tha Ye Sama Bhi Ayega Ke Mera Banke Wo Mujko Hi Bhul Jayega Jo Dharkano Me Raha Pyar Ki Sada Bankar Kise Khabar Thi Wo Aisa Bhi Rang Badlega Ke Deke Aasra Dunia Ke Sang Badlega Zeher Banega Wahi Dard Ki Dawa Bankar Kaha Gaye Sabi Wade Kaha Gaye Kasme Kaha Gayi Wo Mohabbat Wo Pyar Ki Rasme Kaha Tha Jaan Bhi De Denge Hum Wafa Bankar Nazar Churata Hai Ab Wo Hi Bewafa Bankar.



Kabi Hum Bhi Soya Karte Thay Tumhari Tarah Bekhabar Hokar.. My Dear… Abb To Ye Alaam Hai Ki Neend Ko Taraste Taraste Raat Guzar Jaati Hai..!



Women Are Very Sensitive.. They Over think Every Little Things.. and Care More Than They Should.. That`s What Makes Their Love So Strong



Zindagi ke Safar Main To Hazaro Mod Aate Hein,,, Kabhi Kabhi Aise Bhi Raste Aate Hein,,, Jis Par Chalna Namumken Hoo Jata Hei,,, Magar Phir Bhi Safer Tai Karna Padta Hei…



Umeeden To Buhat Ki Thi Tumhein Pane Ki,,, Na Mili Manzal Koi Tumhein Pane Ki,,, Dekhte Rahe Gaye Raste Hum,,, Na Mili koi Sadak,,, Gali Gali Gaon Gaon Shaher Shaher Har Jagha Tumhein Doundte Rahe Gaye Hum,,, Phir Bhi Na Mili Tu Mujhe….



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Mere Mehboob Ki Jaha Se Niraali Hai Adaa.. Har Andaaz Hai Uska Sab Se Judaa.. Khafa Ho Jaaye To Qaatil Se Kam Nahi.. Meharbaan Ho Jaaye To Lagta Hai Khuda..!



3 part of love 1 Dhokhe se pyar kro per pyar krke dhokha na kro 2.soch kr pyar kro per pyar kr k mat socho 3.dil todker pyar kro per pyar krke dil na todo…



Muqadar me Likhi koi Baat ho Tum, Taqdir ki ek Khoob surat Sougat ho Tum, . Karke dosti Tumse Mehsus ye hua, Jaise Sadio se Yuhi Mere Sath hoTum.



Har Taraf Raah Me Thay Kaante Biche Hue.. Sanam Mujko Teri Talab Thi Isliye Guzarti Chali Gayi..!



Jab Bhi Tera Dil Ghabraye To Laut Aana.. Agar Tujhe Meri Yaad Aaye To Laut Aana.. Kuch Waqt Accha Guzra Hai Saath Tere.. Wo Waqt Yaad Aaye To Laut Aana Dear..!



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Es dunia me sab kuch bikta hai ,fir judai hi rishvat kyun nhi leti, marta nahi hai koi kisi se judaa hokar, bas yaadien hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.



Ye Mohabbat Ka Bandhan Bhi Kitna Ajeeb Hota Hai.. Mil Jaaye To Baaten Lambi.. Bichaad Jaaye To Yaaden Lambi..!



Teri Mehfil Se Uthe To Kisi Ko Khabar Na Thi.. Mere Mehboob Tera Mudd Mudd Kar Dekhna Mujhe Badnaam Kar Gaya..!



Love Cant Be Proven With Poems, Promises And Presents.. Sometimes Only Pain And Patience Can Prove It..!



Apne Seene Se Lagake Mera Gam Door Kardo.. Tumse Judaa Na Ho Pau Itna Majboor Kardo.. Meri Nas Nas Me Bas Jaaye Pyar Tera.. Mai Kisi Aur Ko Na Dekhu Itna Magroor Kardo..!



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What is pyar ? Subah uthkar jiska chehra dekhne ka dil kre wo hai pyar, Mandir me jakar jiske sath khade hone ka mann kre wo hai pyar, Din bhar ki thakan jiske sath baithne se door ho jaye wo hai pyar, Jiski nafrat me nafrat na dikhe wo hai pyar, or ye padhne k baad tumhe jiski yaad aye wo hai tumhara pyar.



Chehre par marne wale hajar mil jayenge , Kuch log har jarurat puri kar jayenge , Khawahish hai uski jo dil se samjhe hume , Hum to zindagi bhi uske naam kar jayenge.



Har dil ka ek raaz hota hai, har baat ka ek andaaz hota hai ,jab ta na lage bewafi ki tokar har kisi ko apni pasand par naaz hota hai.



Lafzo Ki Tarah Mujhe Kitaabon Me Milna, . Banke Mehak Mujhe Gulaabom Me Milna, . Jab Bhi Mujhe Aapki Yaad Aaye To Banke Supna Mujhe Raaton Me Milna



Do din ki zindagi hai isey do hi usoolon pe guzar do, 1. Raho to phulom ki tarah 2. Bikhro to khushbu ki tarah..



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Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai, Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai, plz aaj wah wah na kehna, kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai By: “V@ruN”



Sheesha Aur Rishta Dono Najuk Hote Hai Par Dono Mai Farak Hai 1) Sheesha Galti Se Tootta Hai Aur 2) Rishta Galt Fehmi Se By: “V@ruN”



Sabhi Ko Sab Kuch Nhi Milta, Nadi K Har Kinare Ko Sahil Nhi Milta, Ye Walon Ki Dunia Hai Dost Kisi Se Dil Nhi Milta To Koi Dil Nhi Milta….



Sabhi Ko Sab Kuch Nhi Milta, Nadi K Har Kinare Ko Sahil Nhi Milta, Ye Dil Walon Ki Dunia Hai Dost Kisi Se Dil Nhi Milta To Koi Dil Nhi Milta….



KAUN KEHTA HAI KI “TAJ MAHAL” BANANE KE LIYE DAULAT NHI MILTI DAULT BOHAT MILTI HAI MERE YAAR LEKIN JISKI YAAD MEIN BANVAYA HAI WAISI MOHABBAT NAHI MILTI



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Kisi ko neend aati hai, Lekin khawboon se nafrat hai,, Kisiko khawab pyare hain, Lekin use neend nhi aati…!! ♥¤EkAnjaNa¤♥



do kadam toh sbhi sath chal lete hai. . . zindgi bhar sath koi nai nibhata. . . agr rokr bhulye jate gum. . toh koi haskr nai chupata. . .



2 part Suraj Sirf Mera Ho…. Woh Phulon Ki Khushbu Ho To…. Ahsaas Sirf Mera Ho…. Woh Raat Ka Ujaala Ho To…. Chiraag Sirf Mera Ho…. Woh Ishq Or Mohabbat Ho To…. Dil Sirf Mera Ho…. Woh Paani Ka Chhinta Ho To…. Dariya Sirf Mera Ho…. Woh Qismat Ki Lakeer Ho To…. Haath Sirf Mera Ho..



Koi To Ho AiSa Jo Sirf Mera Ho…. Baaton Me Uski Khushbu Ho…. Dil Me Us K Basera Ho…. Chaahey To Chaahat Meri…. Maangey To Mohabbat Meri…. Woh Chand Ki Chandni Ho To…. Chand Sirf Mera Ho…. Woh Din Ki Roshni Ho To…. 1



Har doori mitani padhti hai, har baat btani padhti hai, lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai, aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai. By: V@ruN



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Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara Nahi Milta… Bar Bar Koi Pyar Se Pyara Nahi Milta… Hai Jo Pas Use Sambhal Ke Rakhna… Kho Kar Wo Fir Kabhi Dubara Nahi Milta…



Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…



->> Yaada Teriya nu asi khone na dita….. ->> Gama ne ajay nu chup hon na dita….. ->> Akh to ajj vi bhar ayi teri yaad vich…. ->> Per teri di hasdi surat ne menu ron na dita…… <[Ajay.sp]<3



Phool Hote to teri Rahon mein bichh jaate hum, Gum hote to tuje Kabhi na Satate hum, yeh or baat hai ki teri Jaan Hai Hum, na hote to bhi tum pe JAAN lutate hum



Jab rulana hi tha tujhe to phir hasaya kyun Kyun kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai, ek din jeena bhi dushwaar hojata hai. Lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye, aur ek ajnabi par itna aitbaar ho jata hai…



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koi ladki hame thukra de hamea koi gaam nahi aare dub mare bo ladki jiski kismat me ham nahi…..



kuch pal etane hasin hotea hai.ke yaad karke aankho mea aansu aa jate hai.kuch logo ko milne ki fursat nahi hoti or kuch log milne ko taraste hai…….rajnish Gawan….!



jinko pane ki chahat thi hame unko hasane ki khwaish thi hame na jane kyu mujhe rulane ki khwaish thi unhe par phir bhi kahin na kahin mujhse chahat to thi unhe



Maante Hai Hum Har Baat Kahni Jaruri Nhi Hoti, Lekin Har Baat Aankho Se Puri Nhi Hoti. Dil Kahe To Raj Khol Do. Kyuki. Ijhar Ke Bina Mohabbat Puri Nhi Hoti….



Nafrate Lakh Mili Par Kisi Ki Mohabbat Na Mili,… Zindagi Beet Gayi Magar Rahat Na Mili….. Teri Mehfil Mein Har Ek Ko Hansta Dekha…. Ek Main Hee Tha Jise Hansne Ki Ijazat NaMilii…,….



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pyar karne vale her jagah badname hote hai tadap kar jaan dete hai magar nakam hote hai



chaman par phul khilte hai gale ki haar banne k liye khuda ye hushn dete hai kisi se pyar karne k liye



R. for rose rose for red red for blood blood for heart heart for love love for you you are my loveable frnd….



Love and trust are based on fact and act….. One wrong act can break one’s trust whereas one small fact can make one fall in love…



WAQT kehta hai mujhe “GAWANA” mat “DIL” kehta hai mujhe “LAGANA” mat “DOST” kehta hai mujhe “AZMANA” mat “HUM” kehte hai “BHULANA” mat.



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Wo Meri Soch Hai Koi Aur Use Soche Kyu.. Wo Meri Pehli Aur Akhri Chahat Hai Koi Aur Use Chaahe Kyu.. Wo Meri Nazar Ka Aaina Hai Koi Aur Use Dekhe Kyu.. Wo Sirf Aur Sirf Meri Dua Hai Koi Aur Use Maange Kyu..!



Mai Kitna Chahti Hu Tumko.. Sanam.. Kis Tarah Batauon Tumko..? Mujhe Ye Aaj Batane Ki Izaazat De Do..!



Tumhare Khwaab Sajane Me Lutaf Aata Hai.. Apne Aap Ko Jalane Me Lutaf Aata Hai.. Khuda Se Apne Liye Maangti Hu Jab Tumko.. Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthane Me Lutaf Aata Hai..!



Ankho me tere sapne hontho pe teri bat Ye din to kat jata he gujar ti nahi rat Haye kese me sunau jiya ka tujko hal Ke yaad nahi mujko mahina din sal Your Love DSP



dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi.pagal hai vo log jo kahte hai pyar karne vale ki duniya khatam ho gayi



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Teri Awaaz Se Pyar Hai Hume.. Itna Izhaar Hum Kar Nahi Sakte.. Hamare Liye Tu Us Khuda Ki Tarah Hai.. Jiska Deedar Hum Kar Nahi Sakte..!



Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishtay Jaisa Ho.. Mujhe Talaash Hai Uski Jo Bilkul Mere Jaisa Ho.. Mere Pyar Ko Pehchaanta Ho Bas Kaafi Hai.. Wo Jo Bhi Ho Kahi Bhi Ho.. Kaisa Bhi Ho..!



Mujhe Na Daulat Na Dunia Chahiye.. Mujhe Teri Chahat Ka Ghar Chahiye.. Maine Tujhe Chaha Hai Chahat Se Jayada.. Mujhe Ab In Chahato Ka Asar Chahiye..!



Hume Tumse Mohabbat Hai Batana Chahte Hain Hum.. Tumhe Bas Apni Sanso Me Basana Chahte Hain Hum.. Hamara Ghar To Roshan Hai Hamare Naam Se Lekin.. Tumhare Naam Se Jeevan Sajana Chahte Hain Hum..!



Wo Accha Hai To Behtar.. Bura Hai To Bhi Qabool.. Dosto Mizaaz E Ishq Me.. Aib E Hunar Dekha Nahi Karte..!



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pyar her zindagi ki aas hoti hai pyar krne vale ko ek pyas hoti h jo nibha de zindagi bhar saath usse zindagi na kabhi udas hoti hai.



Wo Din Bhi Thay Jab Hum Bhi Rooya Karte Thay.. Dosto Ghamo Se Dosti Ki Hai Jab Se Hume Sirf Muskuraana Aata Hai..!



Aapke Kareeb Hum Rehte Hain Apna Naseeb Tumhe Kehte Hain Arman Bhi Hai Tumhe Paane Ka Tum Pe Dil O Jaan Lutane Ka Jaan Ki Kasam Sach Kehte Hain Aapse Hai Hume Kitni Mohabbat Aap To Ye Nahi Jaane Aap Ko Aise Kaise Bataye Aap Ko Hum Kya Maane Dharkan Pe Kya Humne Likha Hai Padh Lo Dil Ki Nazar Se.. Aap Ko Sab Maloom Hai Dilbar Aap Ko Kya Batlaye Aap Ne Humko Samajh Liya Hai Aap Ko Kya Samjhaye Kya Hai Tamanna Kya Khwaish Hai Pucho Apne Jigar Se..!



Agar Na Aaye Laabo Pe Tera Naam.. Hum Bolna Chhod Denge.. Na Ho Agar Tu Manzil Hum Raah Ko Mod Denge.. Mohabbat Ki Hai Abb Zamane Se Kya Darna.. Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Zamane Ki Har Rasam Tod Denge..!



Hum Apne Gam Ko Sajaa Kar Baahar Kar Lenge.. Tere Khayalo Ko Thoda Sa Pyar Kar Lenge.. Tere Naam Ko Dharkan Ke Saath Rakhkar.. Ye Dooriyon Ke Samundar Bhi Paar Kar Lenge..!



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ishq her kisi ke liye khel nahi hai. dil ye baat manne ko manjur nahi hai. Agar batana hi hai to bata du tumko tumse pyara mera koi mehboob nahi hai.



Dukh, “Dard”, “Akelapan” kisiko Kabita likhne ko majbur krta h, toh kisiko Sharab peene ko…. Iske jaal me aakr toh hmne v SMS banane shuru kr dia…. Ye SMS v 2mse dur rehne ki gham se hi likhi hui h… Miss U, my swt-hrt….



kuch yaaden dil lubhati hai kuch baaten dil ko jagati hai aap ke yaad ki kya tarif karu ye to aane me pal or jaane me bahut waqt lagati hai



Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar Wo humse wafa ki bate karte hai Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro, Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi, HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI.. By-”V@ruN”



Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai, Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai, Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se, Agar hai to ek mohbbat, jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..! By-”V@ruN”



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Kya kahu tujhe, khwab kahu to tut jayega, Dil kahu to bikhar jayega, Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du, Maut s pahale to tera sath na chhut payega,



Jhalak dikhala k dilruba n lut liya, Bacha nigah s to sarmo haya n lut liye. Pade hajaro k mijgane tir k ghayal, Hame to abaru karmo ki ada n lut liya.



Aye Bhagwan Main Tere Mandir Me Faryaad Karta Hu,Rakhna Sahi Salamat Jise Main Pyar Karta Hu……



mai tod leta agar wo gulaab hoti….mai jawab banta agar wo sawal hoti…, sab jante hain ki ye shaban nasha nahi karta., phir b pee leta agar wo sharab hoti..?



ho sake to tum apna ik wada nibhana….meri pyaasi aankho ko apna didar kara jana…badi hasrat thi ki tumhari baho me baidho…kuch pal agar ye saans ruk gayi to meri lasho se aake lipat jana..?



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Ankhe Taras Rahi Hai Tumhe Dekhne Ke Liye.. Dil Tadap Raha Hai Tumse Milne Ke Liye.. Agar Khafa Ho To Keh Do Abhi.. Jaan Tadap Rahi Jism Se Nikalne Ke Liye..!



Waqt Bahut Kam Hai Saath Bitaane Me.. Ise Na Gawaana Kabi Roothne Manaane Me.. Rishta To Humne Bana Hi Liya Hai Aapse.. Bas Thoda Sa Saath De Dena Ise Nibhaane Me..!



Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum, Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum, Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari, Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum…



Tu hi bata a dil tujhe samjhau kaise, Jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise, Yuto har tamanna har ehsas hai wo mera, Magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilaukaise…D



tere pyar ki roshni aisi hai ki her taraf ujala najar aata hai sochta hu ghar ki bijlee katwa du kambakht bil bahut aata hai



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Asi ta tenu I LOVE YOU kh nahi sakde…. Per tere bina 1 pal v hun reh nahi sakde… J tu hi rus geya sajna… Ta asi eh dukh seh nahi sakde…. (AJaY.Sp)



dour aur gam se aap anzan rahe….khushyaon se aapka pahchan rahe…bas shaban ki yahi hai dil se duaa…aapke sweet sweet chehre pe hamesha muskan rahe…shaban 4 u ..?



W0h Badley Is Qadar Ki Hum Hairan Reh Gaye.. W0h T0h B0hUt Khush Hain 0r Hum Pareshan Reh Gaye..!! Jaane Kis M0dh Par Ab Meri Jaan Nikal Jaye..? Ab T0h Apne Hi Jism Mein Hum Mehmaan Reh Gaye..



Sundarta nasmjh banati gai hamko unhe gurur tak nhi hua & Aahista aahista unke krib aaye hamko kbhi malum na hua & Unko tut kr chaha itna sana ko kismat p apni vishwas na hua & Band aakho se khwab saja baithe ham unke liye jo kbhi na hamra tha na hamra hua…..



hm unse pyar karte hai vo is had tak jante the gar mauka mile to sans ko bhi rokne ki inteha jante the par hamse vo is kadar naraj the ki hame chhod kar sare jahan me par bant te the



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sukun milta hai jab usse baat hoti hai.., hazaaro raato me wo ek raat hotia hai.., nigaahe uthake dekh jo meri tarf.., wo hi ek nigaahe meri qayenat hoti hai …, kas koi hoti ….jo …



Qatal To Lazim Hai Ab Is Sheher-E-Bewafa Main…!! K Jisay Dekho Hath Main Dil Aur Dil Main Nafrat Liye Phirta Hai..:(:( ♥ ALAM♥



♥ MoHaBaT ZinDaGi HaiN ~ AuR TuM MeRi MoHaBaT Ho ♥ ♥ TumHi Ho BanDaGi MeRi ~ TumHi MeRi IBaDaT Ho ♥ ♥ TumHi Ho JeeNe Ki WaJaH ~ TumHi MeRi ZaRuRaT Ho ♥ ♥ NaHiN Ab KoYi Bhi ArMaaN MeRe DiL Me TumHe PaKaR ♥ ♥ MaiN YeH IQRaaR KaRTi HooN MoHaBaT Ki KaSaM KhaKaR ♥



Gehri thi raat lekin hum khoye nahi, Dard bahot tha dil mein par hum roye nahi, Koi nahi humara jo puche humse, Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye ya soye hi nahi..



Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai Kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chale jate hai Sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad Log barish ko bhul jate hai…



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Ghar Bana Ke Mere Dil Main Wo Chur Gaya.. Na Khud Rehta Hai Na Kisi Aur Ko Basne Deta Hai.



Zakhm Gehre Nahin Iss Dil Ke…… Dard Mein Iss Qadar Mithas Naa Thi….!! Yeh Unki Hi Meharbani Hain Warna… Yeh Zindagi Kabhi Iss Qadar Udaash Na Thi…!!



Mere Sanam Ki Pehchaan Itni Mushkil Nahi Hai.. Dosto Wo Hasna Bhool Jaate Hain Mujhe Roota Dekh Kar..!



Mohabbat Kisi Se Tab Hi Karna Jab . Mohabbat Ko Nibhana Seekh Lo.. . Majburiyoon Ka Sahara Lekar . Chor Dena Wafadari Nahi Hoti.



Tum Hi Ho.. Tum Hi Ho.. Arz Bhi.. Mera Marz Bhi.. Chain Bhi.. Mera Dard Bhi.. Meri Aashiqui Ab Tum Hi Ho..



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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota, kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota, dost to mil jate hai har raste par, lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota….



Mohabbat ham bi karte he magar shikwa nahi karte. Ham apni mohabbat ko youn ruswa nahi karte. Jo paas aa bethe usay Dil se chahate he. Jo uthkar chala jaye hamari mehfil se To fir ham usay ruka nahi karte.

Mene Ne usay kaha tha ki dil dedo or jan lelo Par vo to kaml ke sodagar nikale dil bhi nahi diya or jan bhi leli.

A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him: Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else.. Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On, Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… … Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me, But You Don’t Want Me.. “I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”.. I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?, So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.

khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye, Har din nayi shan banke aaye, kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi, Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye

Kis had tak jana ye kon janta hai kis manzil ko pana ye kon janta hai pyar k 2 pal ji bhar k ji lo, kis roz bichad jana hai ye kon janta hai !

Dekh kar Tanha Mujhse pocha Baharon ne, Kaha gaya tera wo Hamsafar? Tujhe to Bara Naaz tha us par. Ye Dekh kar Mai Chup Raha Magar! Mere Ansoaon ne Jawabdia, Milna Qismat me Bichrna Naseeb tha Wo mujh se Itna Door Ho Gaya Jitna Wo Mere Qareeb Tha.

Zindagi Ne Diya Sab Kuch Par Wafa Na Di,Zakhm Diye Sabne Par Kisine Dwa Na Di,Humne To Sabko Apna Mana,Par Kisi ne Mujhe Apno Me Jagah Na D,GOOD AFTERNOON. HAVE A HOTFUL DAY

Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho…. wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na…. Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar… kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho…

Dil ko hum se churaya aap ne dur hote hue apna banaya aap ne kabhi bhool nahi paayenge aap ko kyu ki yaad rakhna sikhaya aap ne.

W0h Badley Is Qadar Ki Hum Hairan Reh Gaye.. W0h T0h B0hUt Khush Hain 0r Hum Pareshan Reh Gaye..!! Jaane Kis M0dh Par Ab Meri Jaan Nikal Jaye..? Ab T0h Apne Hi Jism

Agar Tum kisi se pyar karte ho Aur wo thukra de chahat ko tumhari. To Ye Dard Hans kar seh lena. Q ke Muhabat ki tabiyat me zabardasti nahi hoti…

1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2msg kiye.. 1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko.. Main ja raha hu reply fast.. . 1st reply GF ka aaya:tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me milenge.. Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua.. . 2nd msg dost ka aaya:”abe kaminey akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bhi aata hu.. . Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya… .



Bhehti Hawa Me Khusbu Hai Tumhari Mere Dil Ke Aayine Me Surat Hai Tumhari Is Jism Me Jo Mar Ke Bhi Na Mit Sake Woh Sirf Our Sirf Dosti Hai Tumhari… aman khunger



Rone se kisi ko kuch haasil nahi hota… Jo bichhad jaye wo sathi nahi hota… Dusro ki to hum mehfil sajate hain… Par humari tanhai mein koi s



Kisi k paas ane me waqt lagta h kisi ko apna banane me waqt lagta h, humne bahut pahle mangi thi apki dosti, par khuda ne kaha anmol cheez pane me waqt lagta hai..



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Itna Pyar Dekar Gaye Ho Har Ghadi Yaad Aayega Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Ye Kaise Dil Se Mitaya Jayega Har Ghadi Hum Karte Hain Jiska Intezar Aane Ka Khuda Zarur Hume Unse Ek Na Ek Din Milayega…



Judai Key Lamhe Beqarar Karte Hain..!! Mere Halaat Hi Mujhe Lachaar Karte Hain..!! Kabhi Toh Pad Leti Aankhein Meri..!! Kaise Khud Kahein Hum Key Tumhi SePyar Karte Hain…



Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa ban jata hai, Jane kon kab jindgi ka hissa bn jata hai, Kuch log jindgi me aise milte hai, Jinse kabhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata hai..



Tere Bagair Iss Zindagi Ki Hame Zarurat Nahi ,, Tere Siwa Hame Kisi Aur Ki Chahat Nahi ,, Tum hi Rahoge Hamesha Mere Dil Mein ,, Kisi Aur Ko Iss Dil Mein Aane Ki Ijaazat Nahi .



din to guzar jata hai mashghuliyon me, par rat nahi katti hai tanhaiyon me, rat me jab mai karwate badla karta hun, bas tum hi tum yad aate ho.



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Agar janna chaho ki hum aapko kitna yaad krte h. to barish ki bundo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad krte ho. jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad krte h.



Zndgi Ki Kashmakash Me Waise To Mai Bhi Bahut Busy Hu.. Lekin Waqt Ka Bahana Banakar Apno Ko Bhool Jaana Mujhe Nahi Aata..!



Cute Attitude: Kisi Ko Khaaridna Hamare Bas Me Nahi.. Dosto Hamari Saadgi Dekhkar Log Khud Hi Bik Jaate Hain..!



Mai Ek Khilona Hu Aur Wo Us Bacche Ki Tarah Hai.. Dosto Jise Pyar To Hai Mujhse.. Magar Sirf Khelne Ki Hadd Tak..!



Pyar Na Dilse Hota Hai Na Dimag Se Hota Hai.. Ye Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.. Par Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile.. Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Saath Hota Hai..!



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Tu Yaad Kare Na Kare Teri Khushi Hum To Tujhe Yaad Karte Rehte Hain Tujhe Dekhne Ko Dil Tarsata Hai Hum To Intezar Karte Rehte Hai…



Woh To Apne Dard Ro-Ro Ke Sunate Rahe Humari Tanhayion Se Ankh Churate Rahe Aur Hume Bewafa Ka Naam Mila, Kyunki Hum Har Dard Muskura Kar Chipate Rahe…



Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo, Yon tum hamein ishara na karo, Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari, Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo …



Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..



Unko Yeh Lagta Hai Hum Unpe Marte Hain Humko Yeh Lagta Hai Ke Who Hum Pe Marte Hain Daur Zindagi Ka Guzar Jayega Yoon Hi Humdum Na Who Kuchh Poochhte Hain Humsey.. Na Hum Kuchh Keh Paate



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Kyu chupke se wo log utar jate hai dil me Jinse kabhi kismat ke sitare nahi milte pyar ke bhawar me ye keh ke chhod diya ki kabhi nadiyo ke dono kinare nahi milte…



Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai Kyonki hum mind blowing hai



Sawal Kuch B Ho, Jawab Tum Hi Ho Rasta Koi Bhi Ho, Manzil Tum Hi Ho Dukh Kitna Hi Ho, Khushi Tum Hi Ho Arman Kitne Bhi Ho, Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho Gussa Kitna Bhi Ho, Pyar Tum Hi Ho Khawab Koi Bhi Ho, Us Mein Tum Hi Ho, kyunki Tum Hi Ho…!!! Ab tm hi ho meri ashiqi ab tum hi ho ……abhinav shukla…….



Telling a truth and making someone cry, is better than Telling a lie and making someone smile..!!



Takdeer ne chaha takdeer batya, Takdeer ne humko aur tumko milaya, Kushnasib the hum ya wo pal, Jab aap jaisa dost meri zindagi me aaya…



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Dhal Gayi Shaam Tum Na Aaye Aaj Bhi.. Dil Ko Aaj Fir Ummido Se Behlana Hoga.. Hum Muddato Tak Karenge Intezar Tera.. Ek Na Ek Din Tumko Laut Kar Aana Hoga..!



Khud Ki Zndgi Se Pyar Nahi Mujhe.. Bas Aaj Bhi Tadapte Hain Tere Liye.. Nahi Jaante Kya Hai Ye.. Bas Itna Pata Hai Tu Bana Hai Sirf Mere Liye..!



Chand Bhi Suraj Ki Kiran Se Chamakta Hai.. Phool Khilne Ke Baad Hi Mehakta Hai.. Pyar Karne Waale Izhaar Karte Nahi.. Unki Ankho Se Pyar Chalakta Hai..!



Tum Jo Mere Khayalo Me Chale Aate Ho.. Jaante Ho Hume Kis Kadar Satate Ho.. Tumne Mere Wajood Ki Tanhai Cheen Li.. Khuda Jaane Tum Itna Kyu Yaad Aate Ho.. Mai Jab Bhi Tumhe Bhulna Chahu.. To Mere Soch Ke Har Dehleez Pe Nazar Aate Ho..!



Aap bas kalam uthaye rakhna, Hum likhna sikha denge, Hotho pe sajaye rakhna wahi pyari muskaan, Aur hum khushi me mitna sikha denge…



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Mana Ki Mulaqaat Me Mushkile Aayengi.. Firbi Tujhse Mile Bina Mai Reh Nahi Sakti.. Tujhe Kasam Hai Meri, Mera Saath Nibhana Har Mod Par.. Tujhse Bichaad Ke Ek Kadam Bhi Mai Chal Nahi Sakti..!



@sahi anwar!! 4u Sms krne me king h hm Dosto ko yaad krne me no.1 h hm Ab to pehchanlo kon h hm Dosti ki duniya k BODYGAURD h hm



Tu Khamosh Kyu Hai Ye To Maloom Nahi Sanam.. Magar Dil Doob Sa Jaata Hai Jab Tu Khamosh Hota Hai..!



Tujhe Paana Hai Aaj Nahi To Kal.. Saath Dena Mera Mere Humsafar.. Dukh Ho Ya Sukh Paar Kar Lenge Har Dagar.. Tere Pyar Ke Sahare Kaat Lenge Zndgi Ka Safar..!



Khud Ko Is Dilme Basane Ki Izazat Dedo.. Mujhe Tum Apna Banane Ki Izazat Dedo.. Tum Meri Zndgi Ka Wo Haseen Lamha Ho.. Phoolo Se Khud Ko Sajane Ki Izazat Dedo..!



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Yaade b kitni ajeeb hoti hai ? Jin palo me hum roye thay unhe yaad krke …….. hume hasi ati hai ooorrr jin palo me hum haste thay…. .unhe yaad krke rona ata haiiii….



Mujhe kisi k tasawur mein doob jane do… Bahut nahi thoda sa hi jal jane do… Main janta hoon muhabbat nahi usse mujse… Magar main khush hoon mujh ko fareb khane do… Main bhul jao usko yeh toh ho nahi sakta… woh bhulta hai mujhe toh bhul jane do… Meri wafain kal usse bahut rulaengi… Meri wafa pe usse aaj muskurane do…



jab bhi chahte hai, tujhe dhoond lete hai..! Jo tujhse milna ho agar, toh aankhen moond lete hai..!!

Guzar Jayegi Zindagi Us Ke Bagair Bhi… Wo Hasrat-e-zindagi Hai Shart-e-zindagi To Nahi.

Aao Neend Ki Aaghosh Main Phir Mulakaat Karain Is Jahaan Say Us Jahaan Tak Ka Faasla Ik Lamhay Main Paar Karay Teri Aankhein Jo Bandh Ho Gaee Is Jahaan Say Chalo Yehi Rah Ikhtiyaar Karay Jhilmilatay Taaro Kay Saath Aao Phir Say Tumhain Yaad Karay Neend Ki Aaghosh Main Aik Mulakaat Karay..

Trasta he dil apki awaz k liye apke pyar bhre chand alfaz k liye krdo hme fnah apni is ada k liye tpdpte he hm apki ek mulaqat k liye SUN RAHA HAI NA TU ROooOO Rahi Ho Main Sun Raha Hai NA Tu Q Roo RAhi Ho Main … …lonely {•—»αвнιηαν ѕнυкℓα «—-•}

Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay Esha nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay…

Mat Kar Itni Muhobbat Aey Dil Pyar Ka Dard Seh Na Payega Toot Jayega Kisi Din Apno Ke Haathon Se Kisne Toda Yeh Bhi Kisi Se Keh Na Payega..

Jab Udas Ho To GunGuna Lena Mujh KO….. Jab Tumara Koi Na Bane To Apna Bana Lena Mujh KO….. Kabhi Agar Socho K Tum Se Ziyada Tumen Kon Chahata Hai….. To Apne Naam K Sath Phir Se Dohara Lena Mujh KO…. Hansne K Liye To Mil Jayen Gae Hazaron Tum Ko…. Jab Rone K Liye Na Mile Koi Kandha ToBula Lena Mujh KO……

Mujh se wada karo mujhe Rulaogi nahi halat jo b ho mujhe bhulaogi Nahi…!! Chupa k apni aankho m Rakhogi mujhe Dunia Me kisi aur ko Dikhaogi nahi…!! Mere Lafz mere dil Ki tehrire h kasam uthao Ke inko jalaogi nahi…!! Mujhe Yeh yakeen dilao Ke Mujhe yaad Rakhogi Meri yado ko apne dil se mitaogi nahi..!!

Koi Hai Jo Sirf Mera ” Hai .. Mere Dil Mein ” Uska Basera ” Hai.. Chahta Hai Toh ” Chahat Meri ” Hai .. Mangta Hai Toh ” Mohabbat Meri” Hai .. Agar Woh ” Chand ” Sa ChamaktaHai ToWoh ” Chand Sirf Mera ” Hai



Tumhe Dekhne Ko, hum hai taraste Milne ko tumse, dhoondte hain raste hamari yeh hasrat hogi kaya pori tumhare bina zindage hai adhoori kunki tm hi ho ab tum hi ho jaan hamari ….alOnE lifE…



Kisi se aisa rishta bhi ban jaata hai, ki har cheez se pehle uska khayal aata hai, jaane kya kehte hai iss rishte ko,, jo dil ki dhadkan aur jeene ki wajah ban jaata hai…..



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Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain, Sachhe Pyar Mein….! Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain, Apne Hi Yaar Mein….!!



tere sath rhte rhte teri chaht si ho gai, teri bate krte krte teri aadat si ho gai, tu na mile to bechaini si lgti h, dosti nibhate nibhate,..tujhse mohbbat si ho gai.



Ek muddat ki muhabbat ki saza do mujhko…. Meri chahat ka taqaza hai bhula do mujhko… Be-wafa keh k mujhe ishq me ruswa na kro.. Kon kehta hai k muhabbat ka sila do mujhko….. Lab pe shikwa hai na koi shikayat dil me…. Muhabbat ki thi kabhi iski saza do mujhko…. Zindagi kaise kategi mujhko maloom nahi…. Kaash dil se kabhi marne ki dua do mujhko….



Jazbaat Ke Khel Mein Mohabbat Ka Saboot Na Maango Mujhse, Maine Wo Aansoo Bhi Bahaye Hain Jo Meri Aankhon Me Nahi The..!!



Mujhe Tum Bas Apni Aankhon Me Basa Kar To Daikho… Srif Tumharay Liye Hi Hogi Maeri Har Muskuraahat… Mehak Jaye Gi Tumhari Zindagi Ghulaabon Ki Tarha… Bas Apni Saans Ko Maeri Saanson Se Takra Kar To Daikho… Bhool Jao Gey Is Dukh Bhari Dunya K Har Gham Ko… Srif Ek Baar Meri Baanhon Me Aa Kar To Daikho…



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KHUDA ne “AANKHEIN” kitni Ajeeb banayi Hai… Jab yeh Uthti hai toh DUA ban jati hai,O:) Jab yeh Jhukti hai toh HAYAA ban jati hai,;;) Uth ke Jhukti hai toh ADAA ban jati hai,/:) Jhuk ke Uthti hai toh KHATA ban jati hai,8-| Yeh KHULTI hai toh Duniya unhe RULA deti hai,♥♥ Par BANDH hoti hai toh yeh duniya ko RULA deti hai…….



Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai



yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h, apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h, sada yaade taza rhti h unki , jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h ….!!!!!!!



jhutha muskurane ki ab to aadat ho gai hai, Ye Zindagi bhi ab to teri yaado ki Ibadat ho gai hai ..! Chal rahi hai bas sanse ab to is Murda Zism me, Warna Rooh to kab ki tere sath Ruksat ho gaihai..!!



Yeh dil bura sahi, sar-e-bazar tu na keh…… aakhir tu is makaan me kuch din raha bhi he…….!



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Acchhi Hein Yaadein Teri, Acchha Hai Naam Tera, Aye door Rehne Wale, Kaisa Hai Haal Tera, Dil Mein Teri Yaad, Hoton Pe Naam Tera, Mere Dil Mein Basne Wale, Tumhein Dil Se Salaam Mera…!!



Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye, Taj na banaye, Costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye



Hajaron Mein Ek Aur Sabse Khaas Ho Tum, Khuda Ka Khubsoorat Tohfa Mere Dil Ka Khawab Ho Tum, Jitni Khushi Doon Utna Kam Hoga, Mere Har Pal Ki Tasveer Mere Man Ki Aas Ho Tum



Pyar ki andekhi surat ap hai, Meri zindagi ki zarurat ap hai, Khubsurat to Duniya main bahut hai, Magar mere liye duniya se bhi khubsurat ap hai



Tum haseen ho gulab jaisi ho… Bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho …. Hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe sar se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho…



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I.M Police U R Under Arrest Bcoz Jitne Pyare Ap Ho Utna Pyara Hona Kanoonan Jurm He, Is Lie Apko Dil Ki Jail Me, Umar Bhr Sath Rahne Ki Saza Di Jati He.



Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai:- Meri Jholi Me Kuch Alfaaz Apni Duao Ke Daal Dena Ae Dost Kya Pata Tere Lab Hile Aur Meri Taqdeer Sawar Jaye..



Wo Aate The Ankhon Main Chand Sitare Lekar Jaane Kahan Gaye Khwab Hmare Lekar Kitni Hi Dur Chale Jayen Wo Hmse. Lekin Waqt Ayega Unhe Pass Hmare Lekar.



Acchhi Hein Yaadein Teri, Acchha Hai Naam Tera, Aye door Rehne Wale, Kaisa Hai Haal Tera, Dil Mein Teri Yaad, Hoton Pe Naam Tera, Mere Dil Mein Basne Wale, Tumhein Dil Se Salaam Mera…!!!



Itna Pyar Dekar Gaye Ho Har Ghadi Yaad Aayega Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Ye Kaise Dil Se Mitaya Jayega Har Ghadi Hum Karte Hain Jiska Intezar Aane Ka Khuda Zarur Hume Unse Ek Na Ek Din Milayega..



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Amazing story – Ek Bholi si Ladki apne pagal lover se milne aayi – After meeting – Boy : I will drop you to your home Girl : Ok They were going back to home – Girl : Janu, Car dheere chalao na . Boy : kyu ? Tumhe darr lag raha h ? Girl : Nhi , Abhi 5 min me hum ghar pahuch jayega. “ It’s hard to understand girl’s mind.”



Khusi Ka Pal Ho Tumare Liye, Baharo Ka Gulista Ho Tumare Liye, Kamyabi Ki Manjil Ho Tumhare Liye, Bas Ek Pyare Se Dost Banke Rehna Humare Liye…



Tu Kiya Jaane Hamare Pyar Ki Gehraai Ko…! “Jaan” Hum Sath Hote Hain To Wafa Krte Hain Aur Jab Door Hote Hain To Dua Krte hain…



Tu Kiya Jaane Hamare Pyar Ki Gehraai Ko…! “Jaan” Hum Sath Hote Hain To Wafa Krte Hain Aur Jab Door Hote Hain To Dua Krte hain…



Unhe Afsos Hai Ki Mai Unse Mila Nahi Shikwa Tha Dil Me Magar Koi Gila Nahi. Khair Jo Hona Tha So To Ho Hi Gaya Itezar Hua Magar Phool Koi Khila Nahi.



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Dil Ke Dariya Me Utar Ke Dekho.. Mohabbat Mujhse Karke Dekho.. Pyar Kya Hota Hai Zara Meri Baahon Me Bikhar Ke Dekho.. Dunia Lagagi Jannat Isko Meri Nazar Se Dekho..!



Har kisi ke liye ham wish nahi karte ,ye bat yanhi par finish nahi karte….agar kabhi hamara sms na aaye to ye mat sochna ke ham aapko miss nahi karte…..



Wo to apna hr drd ro-ro kr sunate rhe, Hmari tnhaiyon se aankhe churate rhe, Or bewafa naam mila hme is duniya me, Q k hm unka hr drd muskura kr chhupate rhe.



Chand ne chand ko miss kya, pyar ne pyar ko miss kya par hamare pas na pyar hai na chand isliy e hmne chand se bhi pyare dost ko miss kya



Dil Ki Dhadkan Bacha Ke Rakhna, Apne INBOX Ko Zara Saja Ke Rakhna, Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakte Hain Hamare VIP SMS, Isliye Zara Auro Ke SMS Hata Ke Rakhna



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Tu Mujhe Soch Kabi Yahi Chahat Hai Meri.. Mai Tujhe Jaan Kahu Yahi Hasrat Hai Meri.. Mai Tere Pyar Ka Armaan Liye Bethi Hu.. Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chahe Kabi Khuda Na Kare..!



Mere Pyar Ka Tujhe Ehsaas Nahi Hai.. Mera Pyar Tere Liye Khaas Nahi Hai.. Hum Sapno Me Hi Tujhe Paa Lete Hain.. Zndgi Me Paa Le Aisi Koi Aas Nahi Hai..!



Shaan Se Hum Tere Dilme Rahenge.. Teri Mohabbat Pe Jaan Nisaar Karenge.. Dekh Ke Jalegi Hume Dunia Sari.. Is Kadar Bepanah Tujhe Pyar Karenge..!



Photo Me Bahut Baar Dekha Tujhko.. Ab Teri Nazro Se Nazar Milane Ki Chahat Hai.. Tum To Bas Chuke Ho Is Dilme.. Ab Tere Dilme Dharakne Ki Chahat Hai..!



Har Jagah Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai.. Ankho Me Tera Pyar Gehra Nazar Aata Hai.. Tujhse Baat Karne Ko Bahut Dil Karta Hai.. Par Kya Karu Tere Aas Paas Bada Pehra Nazar Aata Hai..!



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I Always Lose Control When U Are By My Side.. U Have Become The Light Of My Life.. I Always Enjoy The Time I Spend With U.. I Think I’m Falling In Love With U..!



If U Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Instead Of A Heart.. Bcoz Hearts Can Break.. But Circles Go On Forever..!



If Missing U Is A Crime.. I’m In The Death Row.. If Caring For U Is A Disease.. I’m In ICU AND If Liking Is A Sin.. I Just Bought 1st Ticket To Hell..!



Ek Meri Hi Nazar Ho Un Pe Hamesha.. Aur Koi Nazar Unka Deedar Na Kare.. Ho Meri Mohabbat Ki Shiddat Itni Gehri.. Ki Wo Bhool Se Bhi Kisi Aur Se Pyar Na Kare..!



Samajh Sako To Samajh Ke Dekho.. Prem Ki Zanzeero Me Ulajh Ke Dekho.. Kya Hoti Hai Tadap Kisi Se Milne Ki.. Kisi Se Mohabbat Tum Karke Dekho..!



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My Teacher Taught Me That.. 1 Hour = 60 Minutes 1 Minute = 60 Second But She Never Told Me That 1 Second Without “U” Is Equal To 100 Years..!



A Sea Is For U And Waves Are For Me.. The Sky Is For U And Stars Are For Me.. The Sun Is For U And Light Is For Me.. Everything Is For U And U Are For Me..!



Plz Dont Call Me On My Phone.. Call Me In My Heart.. I Opened Direct Line For U In My Heart.. Take The Number “143″..!



When I Call U.. 1 Ring Means – I’m Missing U 2 Ring Means – I Like U 3 Ring Means – I’m Thinking Of U 4 Ring Means – I Need U 5 Ring Means – Stupid Phone Uthao..!



If U Ask Me How Long I Will Be Urs.. My Answer Will Be “I Dont Know” Bcoz I Really Dont Know Which Is Longer “FOREVER” Or “ALWAYS”..!



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U Can Have Me If U Want.. U Can Keep Me If U Try.. But One Thing I Request U Plz Never Make Me Cry.. I Love U..!



Apni Khamosh Zndgi Me Bulana Mujhko.. Apni Haseen Khwaab Ki Tasveer Banana Mujhko.. Mai Jo Puchu Tumhara Haal E Dil.. To Apni Dharkan Ki Awaaz Sunana Mujhko..!



Intezaar Ke Lamho Ka Maza Ajeeb Hai.. Aapki Dosti Ki Saza Ajeeb Hai.. Hum Aapko Yaad Kiya Karte Hain Subah Shaam.. Aur Aapki Khamosh Rehne Ki Adaa Ajeeb Hai..!



Na Mehfil Ajeeb Hai Na Wo Manzar Ajeeb Hai.. Usne Jo Chalaya Hai Wo Khanzar Ajeeb Hai.. Na Doobne Deta Hai Na Nikalne Deta Hai.. Uske Dil Ka Wo Samundar Ajeeb Hai..!



When I First Saw U I Was Afraid To Talk To U.. When First Talked To U I Was Afraid To Like U.. When Liked U I Was Afraid To Love U.. Now That I Love U I’m Afraid To Lose U..!



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U May Meet People Better Than Me.. Funnier Than Me More Beautiful Than Me.. But I Thing I Can Say.. I Will Always Be There For U When They All Leave U..!



Flowers Die.. Stories End.. Songs Fade.. Memories Forgotten.. All Things Come To End.. But Precious People Like U Are Always Remembered..!



If Someone Asks Me What Life Meant To Me..? Then I Would Sit Next To U Pull U Close To Me.. Put My Arms Around U And Say Proudly “This Is My Life..!”



Dive Into My Heart.. U Can See An Ocean Of Love.. In It A Boat Of Faith Waiting For U.. For A Non-Stop Journey Into The Core Of My Heart..!



U Are My Bank Of Happiness.. U Are My Sleeping Pills For Peace Of Mind.. U Are My Confidence For Down In Life.. U Are My Heart For Love In My Life..!



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Tu hi bata a dil tujhe samjhaukaise, Jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise, Yuto har tamanna har ehsas hai wo mera, Magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise…:-)amit shukla



Khushi ke aansu rukne na dena, Gam ke aansu bahne na dena, Yeh zindagi na jane kab ruk jayegi, Magar ye pyari si relationsip kabhi tutne na dena…:-)amit shukla



U Learn To Love Someone When U Find Out What Makes Them Smile.. But U Can Never Truely Love Someone Until U Find Out What Makes Them Cry..!



Friendship- Daily, weekly, monthly, i say: will you friendship me! Bcoz i’m friendly, Loveship- i say: hey My heart is beating fastly, isliye maine aaj bol hi diya, I LOVE U Directly……..



When I Cry I See U In My Tears.. But I Clean My Tears Therefore No One Can See U..!



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Hum Firse Niklenge Talaash E Zingi Me.. Dosto Dua Karna Ki Is Baar Kisi Se Mohabbat Na Ho..!



Uski Chahat Me Maine Kya Kya Nahi Khoya.. Dosto Sirf Zndgi Baaki Hai.. Wo Bhi Kisi Din Khoo Denge..!



U Are The Reason That I Am Smart.. U Are The Person Who Stole My Heart.. My Life Is Short And U Are The Part.. I Love I Love U With True Heart..!



Chalae Jaayange Tujhe,Tere Haal Pe Chod KarKadar Kya Hoti Hai,Tujhe Waqt Batayega.



Ruthane Ka Hak Aap Rakhte Hain Manane Ki Chahat Ham Rakhte Hain, Aapke Hoton Pe Muskurahat Yoon Hi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rab Se Hum Roz Karte Hai….:-)amit shukla



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Bahut Nazar Andaaz Kare Ho Hume Tum.. Aye Sanam Ek Din Inhi Nazro Se Dhundoge Jab Hum Nahi Honge..!



Sacche Logo Ki Talaash Ab Chhod Di Hai Humne.. Dosto Log To Bas Waqt Bitaane Aur Dil Jalaane Ke Liye Milte Hain..!



Chale Jayenge Tujhe Tere Haal Pe Chhod Kar.. Aye Bewafa Pyar Ki Kadar Kya Hoti Hai Tujhe Waqt Batayega..!



Bheeg Jaane Do Baarish Ki Boondon Me Hume.. Dosto Qki.. Ishq Ki Aag Me Hum Bahut Jal Chuke Hain..!



Apne Haatho Ki Hatheli Pe Uska Naam To Likh Liya.. Dosto Par Ye Bhi Na Socha Ki Taqdeer To Khuda Likhta Hai..!



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Tujhe Baahon Me Bhar Kar Bepanah Mai Pyar Karu.. Aye Sanam Ye Arzoo Thi Meri.. Bas Arzoo Bankar Reh Gayi..!



Mere Ansoo Mujhse Sawaal Karte Hain.. Aap Kyu Usko Itna Pyar Karte Hain..? Jisko Kadar Nahi In Ansuoo Ki.. Uske Liye Kyu Hume Barbaad Karte Hain..!



Ek Hamara Waqt Hai.. Jiska Ek Pal Bhi Aapki Yaad Ke Bina Nahi Jaata.. Aye Sanam Ek Aapka Waqt Hai.. Jisme Hume Yaad Karne Waala Ek Pal Bhi Nahi Aata..!



Tujhe Haq Diya Hai Maine Dillagi Ka.. Aye Sanam Tu Mere Dilse Khel Jabtak Tera Dil Behal Na Jaaye..!



Ye Mat Soch Ke Tu Chhod Dega To Hum Mar Jayenge.. Aye Bewafa Wo Bhi Ji Rahe Hain Jinko Teri Khaatir Humne Chhoda Tha..!



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Kuch Pal Itne Haseen Hote Hain.. Ki Yaad Karke Ankho Me Ansoo Aa Jaate Hain.. Kisi Ko Baat Karne Ki Fursat Nahi.. Aur Kuch Baat Karne Ko Taras Jaate Hain..!



Rishte Khoon Ke Nahi Hote.. Rishte To Ehsaas Ke Hote Hain.. Agar Ehsaas Ho To Ajnaabi Bhi Apne.. Agar Ehsaas Na Ho To Apne Bhi Ajnaabi Hote Hain..!



Khwaaish Thi Meri Uske Dilme Bas Jaane Ki.. Uske Baahon Me Tootkar Bikhar Jaane Ki.. Jab Pauchi Uske Ghar To Dekha.. Wo Dua Kar Rahe Thay Kisi Aur Ko Paane Ki..!



Khwaaish Thi Meri Uske Dilme Bas Jaane Ki.. Uske Baahon Me Tootkar Bikhar Jaane Ki.. Jab Pauchi Uske Ghar To Dekha.. Wo Dua Kar Rahe Thay Kisi Aur Ko Paane Ki..!



Door Itne Chale Gaye Tum.. Ki Ab Tumhe Mehsoos Bhi Nahi Kar Sakte Hum.. Laut Kar Ab Wapas Aaja Sanam.. Tumhe Behte Hue In Ashko Ki Kasam..!



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TeRi YaaDo Ki MEHFiL BiKhaRTi NaHi TuJ BiN Ye ZiNDaGi SaWaRTi NaHi HaR WaQT AaSaNi Se GuzaR JaTa Hai PaR Ye TaNHa RaaTe GuzaRTi NaHi



Meri zindagi me ek aisa shaqs bhi hai ae dost!! Ki vo meri puri zindagi hai or me uska ek lamha bhi nahi!! $ ajnabi $



Pyar To Sabhi Karte Hain Par Nibhaate Hain Kuch Hi Log.. Dosto Kya Hai Pyar Bataao Na.. Dil Ka Chaain Ya Dil Ka Rog..!



Aap Bhool Jao Hume Ye Aapki Marzi.. Magar Hum Apni Akhri Saans Tak Aapko Bhool Na Payenge.. Wada Karte Hain Aapse Hum Mar Bhi Jaaye.. To Sabse Jayada Aapko Rulaayenge..!



Mere Ansoo Aapke Liye Ek Wada Ho.. Aapka Gam Ek Tinke Se Bhi Adha Ho.. Dua Hai Aap Jitni Zndgi Jeeye Khushi Se Jeeye.. Bas Aapki Umar Meri Zndgi Se Jayada Ho..!



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Judai Key Lamhe Beqarar Karte Hain..!! Mere Halaat Hi Mujhe Lachaar Karte Hain..!! Kabhi Toh Pad Leti Aankhein Meri..!! Kaise Khud Kahein Hum Key Tumhi SePyar Karte Hain… Heart



Junoon E Ishq Tha To Kat Jaati Thi Raat Khayalo Me.. Dosto Jab Saza E Ishq Aayi To Har Lamha Sadiyon Sa Lagne Laga..!



Are pyar hum bhi krte hai pareshan krna ise kahte nhi are bhav kyu khati ho hamare liye ladkiyo ki kami nhi. By:-kingg Rahul tiwari



Agar Zindagi Mein Judai Na Hoti, To Kabhi Kisi Ki Yad Aii Na Hoti, Sath Hi Guzarta Har Lamha To, Shayed Rishto Mein Ye Gehrai Na Hoti



Kaash Yeh Zalim Judaai Na Hoti, Ae Khuda Tune Yeh Cheez Banayi Na Hoti, It Na Hum Unse Milte Na Pyar Hoti, A Zindigi Jo Apni Thi Woh Parayi Na Hoti… Sad Shayari – Related to: Zindagi



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Remember all the good times we had spent together; and the beautiful future we had dreamt of… Darling, I never wanted to create a distance between us. Please, let us bridge the gaps!



Wo roz dekhta hai dubte huye suraj ko, Kash main bhi kisi shaam ka manzir hota….



Beautiful Line… Aap ki kismat ka likha aapse koi lenahi sakta… Agar uski rehmat ho to, Aapko vo bhi mil jayega jo aap ka ho nahi sakta….



Entte Jeevan poyal AA kannu nerayumo. Ariyella alle pakshe AA kannnu neranjal Eentte jeevan pokum.



Mujhe Har khushi mil hi jaati hai aksar dua se uski… Kaash mohabbat ka bhi jikr kr diya hota MAA se apni…



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U Know Why A Windshield Is So Large And The Rearview Mirror So Small.? Bcoz Ur Past Is Not As Important As Ur Future.. So Look Ahead And Move On..!



Our Life Begins With Our Cry.. Our Life Ends With Others Cry.. Try To Utilize This Gap In Laugh As Much As Possible.. Between These Cries..!



Hum to masroof the api tanhaiyon me muddato bad kise ne hamara naam pukara Ek pal to Hum bhi ruk kar sochne laqe ki kya yahi Naam tha Humara…..



Sara Jaha H Uska Jo Muskrana Sikhle, Roshni H Uski Jo Shama Jlana Sikhle, Har Gali Me Mndir, Har Raah Me Mszid H, Par Ishwar H Uska Jo Sir Jhukana Sikhle.



Love is like a cloud, love is like a dream; Love is one word and everything in between; Love is a fairytale come true, because I found you!



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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever



Zindagi ek saza si lagne lagi, Gum ki aandhiyo me is kadar ulajhne lagi, Galti hamari bhi thi ki hamne pyar ka izhar nikiya, Aur wo kisi aur se pyar krne lagi.



V smile at whom V Like, V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own… That’s Friendship… That’s Love…



If a smile could be a rain drop If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life



Muhabat Rait Jesi thi~ Muje ye Ghalat Fehmi thi, K Muhabat Dhair Saari hae, Dono Hathon me bhar kr men, Tamam Umer Smbhalun ga, Kbhi Khonay nhi Dunga, Mohabat Khone k Dar se, Mutthiyan Bheench li Mai ny, Mger Jab Mutthiyan Kholien, To Dono Hath Khaali Thay, *Mohbat Rait Jesi thi, Mujhe yeh ghalt fehmi thee, K Muhabbat dhair sari hae,



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Taqdir k aine me meri tasvir kho gyi Aaj hmesha k liye meri rooh so gyi Mohbat karke kya paya maine Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi aur ki ho gyi.



Yu Jazbaato Ko Tum Rokna Bhul Jaoge Miloge Jo Hum Se To Sochna Bhul Jaoge Hamari Nazar Se Khud Ko Dekho To Tum Aaina Bhi Dekhna Bhul Jaoge.



Vo bhul gye unhe hasaya kisne tha, Jab wo ruthe to manaya kisne tha, Vo kehte h wo bahut achhe hai, Shayad vo bhul gye k unhe ye btaya kisne tha.



Meri Moat Ka Us Ko Batana Lekin In Alfazon Main…!!!! . Tumhara Sadyon Say Jo Arman Tha Wo Pura Ho Gaya.



sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1



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Muhabat Rait Jesi thi~ Muje ye Ghalat Fehmi thi, K Muhabat Dhair Saari hae, Dono Hathon me bhar kr men, Tamam Umer Smbhalun ga, Kbhi Khonay nhi Dunga, Mohabat Khone k Dar se, Mutthiyan Bheench li Mai ny, Mger Jab Mutthiyan Kholien, To Dono Hath Khaali Thay, Mohbat Rait Jesi thi, Mujhe yeh ghalt fehmi thee, K Muhabbat dhair sari hae, PA1



haathon me the lakeer mere magar lakeer ke haathon me kuch bhi na tha intzaar ki ghariyan intzaar me guzri intzaar ki raaton me kuch bhi na tha zindgi ke kaante kuch aise chubhe jaise gham-e-bewafaai ­ ke kaanton me kuch bhi na tha saari umr to the tum nashe me hosh aaya to haathon me kuch bhi na th.. PA1



Sab faisale hote hai sikke uchal ke… Ye dil ke mamle hote hai zarz sambhal ke… Mobile ke daoor me aashiqoo ke keya pata… Rakhte the kayese log khat me kazal nikal ke,,,,



If I hurted u I m really sorry .. If I was wrong Plz forgive me .. But I m damn sure .. I was blinded to open up my heart .. If I did a mistake it may be loving you .



Hawa kah rahi hai bhiul ja us ki maheq ko,,,, barsat kah rahi thi rook le aaune anshu ko,,,, raah kah rahi thi badal de aapni manzil ko,,,, waqt kah raha tha aage badh ja mere sath,,,, yaqeen kha rahi thi bhul ja hume,,,, na wo teri thi kabhi,,, na ho hogi kabhi,,,, par dil kah raha tha puch le aapne aap se,,, sayad wo tera tha kabhi,,,



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I daily watch ur pic.. I always wait for ur call.. I read ur msgs at least 5 times.. I record ur voice sometimes.. I always want u to hold my hand.. I want to feel the magic of having a simple hug.. Because I love you so much…



Words From My Heart: I Like To Be With U.. If U Are Happy With My Presence.. And Also I Like To Be Alone.. If U Are More Happier In My Absence..!



Ur Look Made My Hour.. Ur Smile Made My Day.. Ur Laugh Made My Month.. U Touch Made My Year.. Ur Love Made My Life..!



The Day U Came In My Life.. I Felt U As My Best One.. I Judged U Not By Ur Beauty Or Tone.. But Because I Felt U As My Own.. Be With Me Forever..!



Na Karna Kisi Se Pyar Ki Ummid, Khwahish Me Sab Kuch Gawa Doge Har Koi Karega Waada Ki Wo Sath Dega Apka, Itna MiLega Dhoka Ki Khud Ko Mita Doge….PA1



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Kabhi Usko Bhi Meri Yaad Sataati Hogi. Apni Aankhon Mei Mere Khawab Woh Bhi Sajaati Hogi. Woh Jo Har Waqt Khayaalon Mei Basi Rehti Hai. Kabhi To Woh Meri Bhi Yadon Mei Kho Jaati Hogi… By – Z



Ladki ki Nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijajt hoti he Humesa piche pad jao jub tak ha na bole Qki der Se ha karna ladkiyo ki adat hoti h By – Z



Ek Gulab Matlab I LOVE U Ek Anguthi Matlab I MARRY U Ek Muskaan Matlab I LIKE U Ek SMS Matlab I MISS U.. Lekin Ek Flying kiss Matlab Thinking U So passinately…..)( DIL Se………. By – Z



Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro Hamare Hr Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka In Palo Ko To Pyar Se Jiya Kro By – Z



Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi… by – z



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Ye hamara Dil Chahta Hai Tumse Pyari si Baate Ho Khamosh bante hon or ik Lambi si Raat Ho Fir us rat me Unse Raat Bhar pyaar bhari Baate Ho Ki Tum Meri Jindgi Ho,Tum Hi Meri Kaynaat Ho By – Z



Tujhme apnapan dekha tha maine. Sar jhukake sharmai thi mein.. ? Dil hi dil mein ghabrai thi mein. ? Tere mathe ko chum…apna smjha tha maine… ? Tere seene ko chu…teri dhadkano ko suna tha maine… ? Kya ho gya tujhe, Kyu chod gya tu mujhe… Jaan thi na men teri… By – Z



Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de. Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de. By – Z



Kaho Tu Phool Ban Jaon, Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek Asool Ban Jaon, Suna Hai Rait Pai Chal K Tum Mehak Jatay Ho, Kaho To Ab Ki Bar Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon, Bohat Nayab Hoty Hain Jinhain Tum Apna Kehty Ho, Ijazat Do K Main Bhi Iss Qdar Anmool Ban Jaon… By – Z



Ah Khuda Aaj Yeh Faisla Kar De, Use Mera Yaa Mujhe Uska Kar De, Bahut Dard Sahe Hain Maine, Koi Khusi Ab Toh Mukkadar Kar De, Bahut Muskil Lagta Hai Us Se Door Rahna, Judai Ke Safar Ko Kam Kar De, Jitna Door Chale Gaye Who Mujh Se, Utna Kareeb Kar De, Nahi Likha Agar Naseeb Mein Unka Naam, Toh Khatam Yeh Zindagi Aur Mujhe Fanna Kar De… By – Z



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Tera Pyar Teri Wafa Hi Kaafi Hai.. Tamam Umar Ye Aasra Hi Kaafi Hai.. Jab Bhi Milo Dekhkar Muskura Dena.. Mere Jeene Ke Liye Ye Silsila Hi Kaafi Hai..!



Badi Gustaakh Hai Teri Yaaden Inhe Tameez Seekha Do.. Sanam Ye Dastaak Bhi Nahi Deti Aur Dilme Bhi Utar Jaati Hai..!



Dil Ke Darpan Me Khilta Hai Chehra Tumhara.. Tum Bin Zinda Rehna Mushkil Hai Hamara.. Door Hone Ka Sikwa Baar Baar Karenge.. Zndgi Bhar Tujhe Chahenge Tera Intezar Karenge..!



Khamoshi uski mujh pe brasti hai, meri har aah uska dard samajhti hai, maloom he ki majboor hai wo, fir bhi meri nazar uske didar ko tarasti hai.



Khushiya Itni Ho K Aankhon Me Ansu Jam Jaye Lamhe Ho Itne Hasin K Waqt B Tham Jaye Dosti Nibhayenge Hum Apse Is Tarha K Saath Guzra Har Pal Zindagi Ban Jaye…..



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Tere Gamo Ko Apni Rooh Me Utar Lu.. Zndgi Teri Chahat Ke Rang Se Sawaar Lu.. Mulaqaat Ho Tujhse Kuch Is Tarah.. Ki Tamam Umar Ek Mulaqaat Me Guzar Du..!



Padhkar Tumhara Khat Mere Armaan Machal Gaye Aisa Laga Ke Tum Gale Aake Lag Gaye.. Khat Padhke Hum Tumhara Sanam Jhoomte Rahe Dilse Laga Laga Ke Use Choomte Rahe Aayi Tumhari Yaad Bahut Raat Bhar Sanam Ab Tumse Dur Rehke Nahi Ji Sakenge Hum.. Jazbat Dehki Dehki Hai Andaz Behki Behki Tere Khyal Se Hai Meri Raat Mehki Mehki Khat Me Tumhara Chehra Nazar A Gaya Hume Andaz Sorry Kehne Ka Tadpa Gaya Hume..!



Nahi Kuch Tumse Shikayat Bas Itni Si Ilteja Hai.. Aye Sanam Mera Jo Haal Kar Gaye Ho.. Kabi Aake Dekh Jaana..!



Tere Siva Nahi Jachta Koi Nigaaho Me.. Tu Jo Kahe To Phool Bankar Bikhar Jau Teri Raaho Me.. Nazar Kaneez Teri Dil Mera Gulaam Tera.. Likha Hua Mere Har Dharkan Pe Hai Naam Tera..!



Kal Raat Der Tak Teri Dehleez Par Bethi Rahi Meri Do Ankhe.. Aye Sanam Gar Mashroof Thay Ya Khud Na Aana Tha.. To Koi Khwab Hi Bhej Diya Hota..!



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Mila Nahi Ab Tak Wo Jise Mai Khwabo Me Talaash Karti Hu.. Firbi Raat Bhar Usi Ke Khwabo Me Doobi Rehti Hu.. Yahi Hai Shayed Pyar Ka Asar.. Isliye Din Bhar Itni Khoyi Khoyi Rehti Hu..!



Aziz Hai Mujhe Mohabbat Aapki.. Utar Gayi Hai Mere Dilme Saadgi Aapki.. Aap Apne Aap Se Kaise Juda Karoge Mujhe.. Aap Chand Ho Aur Mai Hu Chandni Aapki..!



Dilse Roote Hain Mohabbat Ki Aag Me Log.. Dosto Jannat Jo Jaati Zndgi Agar Itne Ansoo Ibaadat Me Laga Lete..!



Chhodo Ye Ameeri Gareebi.. Dil Ki Dunia Me Sab Ameer Hote Hain.. Jo Sirf Le Sabse Aur Na De Sake Kisi Ko.. Pyar Me Bas Wohi Gareeb Hote Hain..!



Hum Teri Mohabbat Me Pagal Rehte Hain.. Aye Sanam Deewaane Bhi Abb Mujhko Deewaani Kehte Hain..!



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Abb Jiske Jee Me Aaye Wahi Paaye Roshni.. Aye Dosto Hum Ne Apna Dil Jala Ke Sar E Aam Rakh Diya Hai..!



Abb Jiske Jee Me Aaye Wahi Paaye Roshni.. Aye Dosto Hum Ne Apna Dil Jala Ke Sar E Aam Rakh Diya Hai..!



Wo Khamosh Aur Hum Pareshan Kyu Hain.. Wo Mashoor Aur Hum Badnaam Kyu Hain.. Uski Awaaz Hamare Dil Ki Dharkan Hai.. Ye Jan Kar Bhi Wo Anjaan Kyu Hai..!



Hasata Hai Mujhko Fir Rulaa Bhi Deta Hai.. Karke Wada Aksar Bhula Bhi Deta Hai.. Ajeeb Mizaaz Hai Uska Aur Pyar Ka Andaaz Bhi.. Kabi Palko Pe Bithata Hai Kabi Nazro Se Gira Bhi Deta Hai..!



Tum Bhi Karke Dekh Lo Mohabbat Kisi Se.. My Dear Jan Jaoge Ki Hum Muskuraana Kyu Bhool Gaye Hain..!



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Ab to shayed hi mujhse mohabbat kare koi, Meri ankhon mein tum saaf nazar aate ho..



Aadhi raat ko sapna aa jata hai, Fir sona mushkil ho jata hai. Rab ki kasam maine pyar nahi kiya, Ye pyar to apne aap hi ho jata h



Yu Naa Chup Betho Tum Kuch Baat Karo Mere Jazbaato Ka Tum Kuch To Khayal Karo Aao Mere Kareeb Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karo Haan Mujhe Pyaar Karo…



Everytime you hurt me. but, I dont get angry with you.. Everytime it pains. but, I dont say a word to you.. Everytime you say sorry, I forgive you on the spot.. Because… Everytime you make a mistake, I punish myself…. . . . That’s how much I Love You ….



Kisi Ke Ishq Me Humne Ajeeb Kaam Kiya.. Dosto Ki.. Khud Hi Khud Ko Mitaane Ka Intezaam Kiya..!



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When Ur Lovable Becomes Angry With U.. Dont Take It Seriously.. Bcoz Being Angry Is The Most Childish And True Way Of Showing Deep Affection..!



tamanna se nahi tanhayi se darte hain..,pyaar se nahi rushwayi se darte hain…..mìlne ki to bahut chahat hai shaban ko tumse….par milne ke baad judayi se darte hain..s.k



kitni jaldi yeh mulaqaat gujar jati hai..pyaas bujhti nahi aur barsat gujar jati hai…apni yaado se kah do you na sataya kare mujhe….neend aati nahi aur raat gujar jati hai…s.k



door hi sahi kinara to hai…timtimata hi sahi sitara to hai….ho jata hai tumhare yado se tasalli …..tinka hi sahi sahara to hai…shaban gonda.?



Maybe I just wanna touch you Feel you warm in side again Maybe I just wanna hurt you The sweetest pleasure is pain I don’t know why why But I love to see you cry I don’t know why why It just makes me feel alive☆★☆



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woh reh na paye ek pal bhi meray bina, Aye khuda uss kou meri aadat si kar dey..! Itna toot ke chahoon main usko, key meri chahat kou uski ibadat si kar dey..! koi choo na paye apne khayalat mein bhi usko, har ik ke zehen mein uski hifazat si kar dey..! Band Aankh mein bhi dekh paon mei usko, meri aankhon ko aisi ijazat si kar dey..! Rakhon ga khayal uska umar bhar key liye, bus ab woh apne aap ko meri amanat si kar de..



Ishq karne wale aankho se aankho ki bat samajh lete h. Sapne me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete h. Rota to ye aasman bhi h apni dharti k liye. Par log iske aansuo ko barsat samajh lete h. By- M.R.



If I Lost My Eyes Tomorrow.. I Cannot See The World.. But I Can See U That Time Too.. Bcoz U Are In My Heart..!



A Rose Indicate I Love U.. A Smile Indicate I Like U.. A Tear Indicate I Miss U.. But A Message Indicate I Remember U Always..!



Sweetest Line Said By A Girl To A Boy During Their Breakup: “Still U Will Be My Answer When Someone Asks What U Are Thinking About..!”



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Hawa K Jhonkon Ka Hisab Kia Rakhna, Jo Beet Gaye Pal Unhen Yad Kia Rakhna, Bus Ye Soch Kr Muskura Dety Hein Hum, K Apni Udasi Say Dosron Ko Udas Kia Rakhna.



Jo kabhi humse door ho jao, Toh jaane ka bahaana na dena, Bas jaane ki vajah bata dena. Chale jayenge humaapki zindagi se muskuraate huye, Par jaate jaate woh jagah bata dena, Jahaan tum humein kabhi yaad na aana



Dil ki awaz koi pehchanta nahi, Kisko kya dard hai koi janta nahi, Hum bhi nahi chahte aapko pareshan karna, Magar kya kare.. dil hai ki manta nahi…



Sawal Kuch B Ho, Jawab Tum Hi Ho Rasta Koi Bhi Ho, Manzil Tum Hi Ho Dukh Kitna Hi Ho, Khushi Tum Hi Ho Arman Kitne Bhi Ho, Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho Gussa Kitna Bhi Ho, Pyar Tum Hi Ho Khawab Koi Bhi Ho, Us Mein Tum Hi Ho, kyunki Tum Hi Ho…!!! Ab tm hi ho meri ashiqi ab tum hi ho ……abhinav shukla…….



Meri Baaton Mein, Tere Zikar Sada . . . Meri Yaadon Mein, Teri Fikar Sada . . . Main Jo Bhi Hu, Tum Hi To Ho Mujhe Tumse Mili Apni Adaa Kyuki Tum Hi Ho Ab Tum Hi Ho Zindgi Ab Tum Hi Ho .meri ashiqi ab tm hi ho



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Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Hoo Betab Meri Nazrain Hon Or Pyar Tumhara Ho Jaan Ki Fikar Ho Na Zamaney Ki Parwa Ek Tera Pyar Ho Sirf Hamara Ho



Girl: What Can You Do For Me ?? Boy: I Would Die For You. Girl: I Didn’t Like This..!! Boy: Why ? Girl: I’m Looking For Someone Who Would Live For Me, Not Someone Who Would Just Die And Leave Me Alone…



I Never Force You To Love Me.. I Never Flirt With Someone To Make You Angry… I Never Want You To Do Not Speak With Others… I Never Say Don’t Do The Thing You Don’t Want Me To Do… You Are The Bird For Me… Free To Fly Away Anywhere You Want To Go… Only Thing You Must Know, Wherever You Go Or Whatever You Do… Just Remember … “I’m Always Here For You”



Love Is A Strange And Beautiful Thing, It Spans Time And Space, Distance Is No Object To Love. You Will Wait Forever For The One You Love, Travel Wherever You Need To Be With Them..



Bhool jaaye tumkokoi iraada nahi hai, Tere siva kisi aur se vaada nahi hai, Nikaal dete dil se shaayad tumko, Magar is naadaan dil mein darvaaza nahi hai.



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