Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 99

Ek Ajnabi Se Baat Kya Ki Qayamat Ho Gayi Sare Shaher Ko Is Chahat Ki Khabar Ho Gayi Kyun Na Dosh Du Dil-E-Nadan Ko Dosti Ka Irada Tha Aur Mohabbat Ho Gayi… ♥♥



Barri ajeeb hai iss Nadaan Dil ki Khuwaish ” Aik Shakhs iss ka hona nahi Chahta aur ye usse khona nahi Chahta….! ♥



kasti k musafir ne samundar nahi dekha, “aankho ko dekha par dil me utar kar nahi dekha, “pathar samjte h mere chahne wale muje, hm to mom the kisi ne chu kar nahi dekha…..!! ::



Uski aankho me nazar aata he sara jahan mujhko, Afsos ki un aakhno me kbhi khud ko nhidekha…



Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.



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Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 98

Itna He Samajh Paye Hain Itne Aasu Baha Kar Sirf Tune Diya Dhoka Is Dil Ke Kareeb Aakar… I am very-very lonely.



Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko Lekar Jati Hai Or Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho…



Nafrat Kabhi Na Karna Tum Hamse Ye Hum Seh Nahi Payenge Ek Baar Keh Dena Humse Zarurat Nahi Ab Tumhari Tumhari Duniya Se Haskar Chale Jayenge.



Mohabato mein jeene wale khushnaseeb , Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai. Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN, Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareebhai….



Jate Huye Us Ue Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Mujhse,, O pagal,, Jee Lena Apni Zindagi….Vese Pyar Acha Karte Ho….



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Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 97

Dur Hokar Karib rehna Nazakat Hai Meri Yaad Bankar Aankho Se Behna Shrarat Hai Meri Karib Na Hote Huye Bi Karib Paoge Kyoki Ehasas Bankar Dil Mai Rehna Aadat Hai Meri.



Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To.. Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai.. . . Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz, . . . Akele Bhago



Kisi B Muskil Mod Pr Hm N Kahenge Apko See U Rahenge Sath Hmesha “Me & U Kal Hum N Rahe To RakhKr Phool Meri Kabr Pr Kehna SALeem I Miss U



Ummid Ko kabi khoya Nai Krte, Sahil Agar Dur HoTo Roya Nai Krte. Rakhte He Jo Dil Mai Tadap Kuchh pane ki, Wo Raato Ko Bhi Soya Nai Karte.. <3



Rishte hote hai zindegi bitane ke liye, hum kosish karenge ise nibhane ke liye, baat karne ka to abhi nasib nehi, lo sms kia apni yaad dilane ke liye.



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Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 96

TUM”"Mosam Mosam Lagtey Ho”"Jo Pal Pal Rang Badltey Ho”"Tum Sawan Sawan Lagtey Ho”"Jo Sadiyon Baad Barstey Ho”"Tum Sapna Sapna Lagtey Ho”"Jo Mujh Ko Kam Kam Dikhtey Ho”"Tum Pal Pal Mujh Sey Larrtey Ho”"Phir Bhi Achey Lagtey Ho”"Baat Tu Hay Sharmili si”♥”Par Kehny Ko Dil Chahta Hay”"Lo Aaj Tumhein Yeh Keh Dala”"Tum Apney Apney Lagtey Ho..



Tum nhi aate to na sahi..lekin suno toh ♥ ♥ apni yaadon se kaho is traf na aaya krein…. ♥



Yado se judkr yad aate ho ap,Yad aakr yad ban jate ho apYaado hi yaado me hr jagah nazar aate ho ap,Kyu yado ko b yadgar ban jate ho aap.



Jinki Yaad Main Hum Deewane Ho Gaye,Wo Humse Hi Anjane Ho Gaye,Use Talash Hai Naye Saathi Ki,Kyoki Uski Najar Main Hum Purane Ho Gaye..



Cute Propose: Boy: Please, Close Your Eyes For A Moment. Girl: Ok! Boy: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na? Girl: Yes. Boy: That Is My Life Without You…..



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Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 95

Cute_Guddi – Dekhi Hai us ki Aankho Mein Pehli Dafa Nami, -Dosto- Yun Lag Raha Tha Jaise Samandar Udaas hai.!!



Mujhe uski yad me rona aya, >>Ae shakib<< kambakht mujhe dekh kr muskurati h..



Main Ek Gunnah Har Baar Kyun Karta Hoon, Har Sajde Mein Use Hi Yaad Kyun Karta Hoon, Aye Khuda Agar Wo Bani Hi Nahi Mere Liye Toh Main Use Itna Pyaar Kyun Karta Hoon….



Udas hu par us se naraz nahi, Vo dil mai hai par mere sath nhi, Jhuth khu to sb kch hai mere pass, Or sch kahu to uske siwa kch b khass nhi…..♥ ♥ !!!! ♥♥



Main chup raha tou aur bhi galat fehmiyan barhi… wOh bhi suna hai usne jo maine nahi kaha….!!



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Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 94

Chalo aao Mohabbat ki Nae Bunyaad Rakhty hain Khud Paaband Rehty Hain Usay Aazad Rakhty hain Humary Khoon Mei Rab Ne Yehi Taseer Rakhi hy Buraai Bhool Jaty Hain Achai Yaad Rakhty hain Mohabbt Mei Kahin Humse Gustakhi na Ho jaye Hum Apna har Qadam us k Qadam k Baad Rakhty hain.



Nafrat Kabhi Na Karna Tum Hamse Ye Hum Seh Nahi Payenge Ek Baar Keh Dena Humse Zarurat Nahi Ab Tumhari Tumhari Duniya Se Haskar Chale Jayenge…..!



Dil Say Hi Hukam Letay Hain, Dil Say Hi Dars Bhi AashiQ Kabhi Ustaadon Ki Maana Nahi Kartay_!!



AaJ”BaRisH Me TeRe SaNG NaHaNa H SaPNa Ye MeRa SaDiYo PuRaNa” H BaRisH Ka QaTRa” Jo TuJPe GiRe Us QaTRe Ko ApNe HoTo Se”LaGaNa Hai,,”



Ae dil kahin le chl tra bada karm hoga Na ham hnge na koi gumm hogaa Wo khte hai ki tm bahuut rulatee hoo Hm naa honge to unka drd km hogaa



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Crazy Jokes for Whatsapp 93

Jb Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jaate Hai, Tb Dil K Dard Aansu Ban K Beh Jaate Hai, Jo Kehte Hai K Hm Sirf AapKe Hai, Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jaate Hai…!!



……A rose says…… i love you ……….a smile says………. i like you ……….a ring says………. i marry you .but. ……a small sms says…… i miss you



wo paas aate to hum baat kr lete, wo sath rahte to hum pyar kr lete, kya majburi rahi jo wo chale gaye, wajah to batate hum intzaar kr lete…



Meri hatheli tum apne pas rakh lena, jab dua mango rub se to ise b utha dena, khushi mile to apni hatheli aage kar dena. gum mile to meri hatheli me samet lena.



woh meri soch k parday mein chupa betha hai,,, main kisi aur ko sochon bhi to sochon kaise !!! ♥♥



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